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 Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 1:27 pm
Out of boredom, I started playing this game with friends and found it quite fun. The purpose is to think of a shopping list that would freak out the elderly female sales clerks at Wal-Mart or some such place. I'll go first to set an example:
Duct tape
Cardboard cutter
Garbage bags
Shovel
Bleach
Snickers bar (impulse buy)
I'm interested to see what you'll come up with.
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Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 1:40 pm
The version that I've done requires a box of condoms.
Like this:
Box of trojans
Happy 2nd birthday card
Kid's candy
Blindfold (For pinatas)
Duct tape
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Warrior of Metal Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 1:42 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 2:25 pm
lol, classic but fun. Over the hill party favors Condoms XXL Lingerie Rat poison.
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Warrior of Metal Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 2:40 pm
Pregnancy test
Coat hanger
I win.
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Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 3:04 pm
No, no, no. First, you buy cheap condoms. Then the next week you come back, find the same person, and buy the pregnancy test. Then the NEXT week is the coat hanger.
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Warrior of Metal Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 3:18 pm
Warrior of Metal No, no, no. First, you buy cheap condoms. Then the next week you come back, find the same person, and buy the pregnancy test. Then the NEXT week is the coat hanger. You're merely making slight alterations to an idea I came up with. talk2hand Besides, it would be hard to find the same person again, and they probably won't remember you. And condoms is an overdone item. Let's try to avoid ones using them from now on. Let's see... Hand moisturizer Issue of Cosmo Box of tissues
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Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 3:52 pm
Lube
Plastic wrap
A mug
A book on how to mix drinks
Candles
A blow up panda
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Digital Malevolence Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 2:37 pm
Cold/Cough medicine
Silverware (spoons)
Blowtorch
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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 5:36 pm
Alcohol
A gun
(Ask for) One bullet
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Warrior of Metal Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 6:08 pm
Happy Birthday Card
Can of Soup
Bug posion
Flowers
Large clever
Rubber gloves
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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 7:58 pm
Ouija board
Satanic Bible (Book of the dead, book of witchcraft, something to that extent)
Candles
Fake blood
A barbie doll
Ask the clerk for one of their hairs or a personal item of some sort. Stare at them intently, as you walk away murmur something about a curse upon them.
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Warrior of Metal Vice Captain
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Digital Malevolence Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 8:05 pm
Eggs
Butter
Bacon
Souls of 1,000 orphan children (white)
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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 9:48 pm
An " I'm Sorry" card
Roses
Chocolates
A gun (Specify to the clerk that its "Just in case")
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Warrior of Metal Vice Captain
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Warrior of Metal Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 10:25 pm
Rotting Gnarl Warrior of Metal No, no, no. First, you buy cheap condoms. Then the next week you come back, find the same person, and buy the pregnancy test. Then the NEXT week is the coat hanger. You're merely making slight alterations to an idea I came up with. talk2hand Besides, it would be hard to find the same person again, and they probably won't remember you. And condoms is an overdone item. Let's try to avoid ones using them from now on. Let's see... Hand moisturizer Issue of CosmoActive Living for the Elderly Box of tissues
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