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 Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 9:42 am
This game, sparked from the depths of my tired mind, has one simple rule. Take any event in history or something like your birthday or whatever, and let your insanity run wild! Let's begin, no?
According to me, Steve Fosset crashed his plane because he was a little tipsy. So, he decided to call up his ho's. He took is eyes off the road, and there it was, the Big Mac! It crashed into him, and he sunk to the bottom of the sea.....
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Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 7:10 pm
According to me, in 1969 Neil Armstrong didn't walk on the moon , it was a total simulation and he helped to actually discover the now ever popular trampoline. But he proposed it be called the Armoline after him.
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Jamais Changeant Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 5:17 pm
According to me college costs nothing and I live in my apartment for free.
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Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 7:24 am
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Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 8:08 pm
The reason your a Retard is because you tried to sing a love song in hell.
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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 7:08 pm
according to me the plague didnt wipe out the majority of europe, Chuck Norris did
xD
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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 7:38 pm
According to me, I don't sell junk for a good price. Just saying.
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Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 5:55 am
According to me, hurricane Katrina didn't destroy New Orleans, a pack of sumo wrestlers did.
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Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 5:51 pm
According to me, uhhhhh, I don't know what to say.
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Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 6:17 pm
according to me, the reason babies are born weak is because if they were as strong as an adult, they would kill some1 for a cookie ;O.0
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 4:35 pm
According to me, those squirrels that you see in the park are actually spies left over after the Great Depression which is when the Nazis were sending them here to take jobs away from Americans by using their super-squirrel magic to hypnotize conglomerations into increasing the amount of money and causing all of our money to become worthless. That's when thhe flamingos started to come...
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Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 5:56 am
Holy crap.....Neo needs some serious counseling....It isn't the squirrells that the Nazis trained.....it was the Pigeons...but they revolted and now are secretly plotting to take over the worlds bread and cracker supply and make every building into a statue so the aliens can get confused and pass our planet by and head to venus instead because the venusians have better bottled OJ.
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 5:40 pm
according to me, my next bf will last longer then a day.
*pfft*
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Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 4:37 pm
(i lasted longer than a day,didnt i?)
according to me, globle warming isnt real, hell was just relocated.
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Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:04 pm
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