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 Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:00 pm
Welcome To The T-Party
As you walk down a yellow brick lane...
*scratches head*
Oops wrong story...
*flicks through some pages*
There ya go.. got it now sweatdrop
In a small secluded area, covered by trees in a land full of wonder and mystery there is a table. Not just any table, an extremely long table with an elegant cloth covering and many a selection of cakes and tea and biscuits and non alcoholic champagne. As you draw closer you hear a racket of noise coming from this small alcove in the midst of the forest,
"AAAAAAA VERRY HAPPY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU,
TO YOU,
TO WHO?
TO YOU
A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOOOOOO YYYYOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU!!!"
As you enter the small area you are startled to see this beautiful spread of food and a rather insane gentleman sitting at the end of the table,
"Why hello there I am the Mad Hatter... but you can call me Tao- please join our rather random party its for a good cause... its to help out that guy... Wizard of Ozz..."
*scratches head*
OKAY WHOSE BEEN SCREWING WITH THE STORY!!
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:06 pm
Reservation For A Mister Retloc
rolleyes
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:07 pm
Reservation For A Mister Retloc
rolleyes
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 7:15 am
Wow....you hired Disney characters!?
How much did you pay them?!? blaugh eek
*Takes one of two seats*
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 7:23 am
*Takes other seat*
I know Walt pretty well so he let me have them for a few weeks lol
*drinks tea*
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:03 pm
*Sings sleepily*
A very merry un-birthday.
To you.
To you!
A very merr un-birthday.
To who?
To you!
When the cat's in the kettle with the fleas and the rice,
the cat comes out, tastes real nice.
A very merry un-birthday tooooo.....yooooooooouuu!!!!!!!
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:38 pm
*Pats Retloc on back*
Hows the insanity working out for you?
O_o
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:12 pm
*hugs Retloc*
ninja
*slinks back to the shadows*
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 6:20 pm
Insanity's goin' nicely for me. 3nodding
Thanks, 731. blaugh
*Hugs back*
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 6:45 pm
*Sips some tea and dances with the drunken mouse on top of the table*
La diddly dee la doodle dum.... Retlocs not roxxorz he sucks his thumb...
Okay Ill admit it- this is why I play guitar- because I cant sing or write good lyrics...
*tries to kiss Beethoven the kitty but the mad rabbit gets there first*
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 8:15 pm
Retloc not rocksorz? eek
RETLOC NOT ROCKZORZ?! crying
stressed
sweatdrop
Nice Coco! mrgreen
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 2:15 pm
*Gives Retloc a teh sexy chick dance for his birthday after bursting from a cake*
Ha-pee burf day to jOO,
Ha-pee burf day to jOO,
*Sits on Retlocs knee*
Ha-pee burf day Meestar Retloc...
Ha-pee burf day to jOO.....
O_o
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:11 pm
OMG I felt like throwing up. crying
What'd you do, Tao?
WHY DID YOU DO THIS?!?!
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 6:50 pm
Weeellll you know how Bono imitated you copying your exact outfit... well Sharka decided she would create an avatar called Toa Kai Tze... anyway I got annoyed and Im like haha you are really bad at imitating me so I gave myself a sex change and stuffs... she actually had the same hair... the same scar... the same UNDERWEAR!!!! Her cat was called obese robert... stare
Fat Bob was welled pissed off...
Needless to say this was going to be my surprise halloween costume but due to stress and pissed off ness it came early... crying
Sorry if I left mental scars- Ill pay for your psych bill when you need conselling...
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 7:33 pm
Ksrugi slowly lowered himself near the table with a rope pulley and left a note on the table, very ninja like. The note, written in miniscule letters read as so:
Happy birthday guys....I'm broke right now so a gift is sorta a fevered dream but know this. Wishing you guys a happy birthday from Blood Gulch, Ksrugi.
Ksrugi pulled himself back up and then a vital rope snapped and sent him crashing into the table below.
"Dammit! Cheap rope is just useless! Oops...I mean....I WAS NEVER HERE!"
Ksrugi quickly ran off and wasn't see for a very long time...or was he?
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