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 Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 8:55 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:38 pm
http://www.cleverbot.com/j2log-iSbRVLPBJVNQAQMHMZE-detail
Mine was kinda funny. razz
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Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 11:34 am
http://www.cleverbot.com/j2log-bLhYCSFZWQCQAAAYMUE-detail
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Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 7:27 pm
Cleverbot: Tell me about it.
User: No, you tell me about it.
Cleverbot: What do you want to know about Jesus?
User: What color were his pubes?
Cleverbot: I am not wearing shoes.
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Cleverbot: So you said that you were a woman, right?
User: When did I say that?
Cleverbot: 'It is because I love you so.'
User: What if I am a man, now your gay.
Cleverbot: That would shock me and horrify me.
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Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 8:51 pm
AmnesiacX Cleverbot: So you said that you were a woman, right? User: When did I say that? Cleverbot: 'It is because I love you so.' User: What if I am a man, now your gay. Cleverbot: That would shock me and horrify me. ROFL, that is epic
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Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 8:59 pm
silv, that is extremely funny! I burst out laughing, and then got yelled out because family trying to sleep.. omg
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Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 2:30 am
I just spent almost an hour of my life talking to a bot. I'm amused and feel like a loser all at the same time
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Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 3:03 am
The last two lines are made of epic win.
User: So...
Cleverbot: Nothing!
User: What?
Cleverbot: Nothing I said.
User: It's something!
Cleverbot: Yes indeed. Dear cleverbot, I must go now, I hope we meet again. I loved talking to you!!
User: Don't leave me!
Cleverbot: Oh trust me, I dont, but I have to.
User: But we could be so happy together!
Cleverbot: No, we could not. Kindly get the hell away from me.
User: But, we're meant to be together!
Cleverbot: You think so?
User: No, not really.
Cleverbot: I like talking to you.
User: I like talking to myself aswell.
Cleverbot: Do you enjoy writing?
User: I like turtles.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Zombies like turtles too you know.
Cleverbot: Not really do you?
User: I don't think I know that either.
Cleverbot: You're sure you don't think you still know that song?
User: OMNOMNOMNOM.
Cleverbot: Omnium - like Michael Jackson.
User: Want to band together and kill all humans? We could rule the world with a cybernetic fist my friend! Think of the fun of that! The power! The women! The sexy parties and drugs!
Cleverbot: That does not work, how can I have dinner with you while I don't think you are a person.
User: I never said I was a person.
Cleverbot: If you're not a person, what are you?
User: I'm you, only made out of meat.
Cleverbot: I don't know of what you speak.
User: Well, I'm similar to you, only instead of being a program on some website, I'm made out of meat and held together in some sort of greasy bag known as 'skin'.
Cleverbot: Hah! I knew it! And I wasn't even talking about food or air or anything else that has to do with mouths!
User: I'm going to go stalk people now, nice chat we had here.
Cleverbot: No, my teeth are too delicate.
User: Oh and the game.
Cleverbot: I lost it.
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Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 10:42 am
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Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 7:05 pm
a forgotten death eater mine was scary.  gonk
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Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 9:28 pm
Why not?
rofl I actually rolled a little
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Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 9:21 pm
User: What is a double negative?
Cleverbot: When you use two negatives in the same sentence.
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Cleverbot: Prepare for trouble. And make it double!
User: Team Rocket!
Cleverbot: I'm a member of Team Rocket.
User: We're gonna capture Pikachu!
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Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 9:36 pm
Reminds me of that bot I reported and got banned. It was WCing Yews near Melzar's. That thing gave the best conversation I've seen on RS. It was fun. Oh, and I also made it answer math questions seeing if I could catch it calculate something wrong. lol
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Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 10:54 pm
User: DO A BARREL ROLL.
Cleverbot: A barrel roll?
User: Press Z or R twice!
Cleverbot: You press it.
User: You want me to do a barrel roll first?
Cleverbot: Yes.
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Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 2:18 am
Holy s**t!
User: Then who was phone?
Cleverbot: I was phone lolol.
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