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these are some of the jokes i think up they will be updated every once in a while so check back.

so i just flew in from reno and man are my arms tired...but its the kids fault he wouldn't stop kicking my seat i had to beat him up, sure they said he was having a seziure, but thats a wussy excuse

i was walking down the street the other day and i saw a midget, and i could not help myself i just stared a little and laughed, just one laugh not a lot, but the dude heard me and turned to me and said "hey body is something funny." in a real pissy tone. so i said to him. "oh yea god just told me a joke wait an hour and im sure it will reach you." he then kicked my a** and shoved me in the dumpster. how exactly that worked i dont know it got a little fuzzy after he punched me in the nuts

i don't like weed, it makes people into smart asses they think they "know" everything and suddenly they belive the universe is so simple to explain if it was that easy don't you think god would have made weed more plentiful

so i was on the computer and i saw an ad that said don't click this. i don't know what came over me i just had to click it, suddenly my screen was filled with more naked women then a whore house

(last updated nov 24)