SUPER QUEST

We start in the lair, with Mikey playing his MMORPG in what looks like a PvP zone. Leo and Raph chastise him for goofing off, but Mikey claims it's cybernaut training. Don discovers that a bunch of Splinter's databits are inside the game, which means they have to go inside too. Mikey is THRILLED.

Theme song!

After hooking up Mikey's laptop to the cyber portal, the boys go inside. Mikey gets inside the game first, appearing as his actual Super Quest character, which he's very excited about. Leo appears next as a Changeling, and then Don as a Sorcerer. Raph is a Jester, much to Mikey's amusement.

They head into town and run into a short green guy called The Elfinator, who apparently has run into Mikey before and teases him about crewing with n00bs. Mikey regales us all with the fable of The Ultimate Gamer, but then an Adminwizard shows up and makes an announcement. Mikey goes off to see, while the other three don't really seem to care much... they just want to find Splinter's databits. Good news for all parties when it turns out that the Adminwizard's quest reward includes the databits!

The first part of the quest is getting into a castle. Everybody rushes off, but they soon run into a giant yeti thing that knocks the Turtles and the Elfinator waaay across a lake. Elfy yells at them before using a WingWish to fly to the castle. The Turtles are stuck with a less glamorous means of transportation... a ferry. But they do get across the lake. Running up to the castle, they run into a witch who won't let them pass without a "token of affection," and Raph reluctantly steps up to the plate. Mikey starts scrolling through his inventory. Raph attempts to kiss the witch, and gets turned into a frog for his trouble. Mikey meanwhile finds an "affection token" in his inventory and gives it to the witch, who happily accepts and vanishes.

The Turtles charge into the building where a big fight is going on. They see the key floating in midair. Somebody knocks into Leo which activates his changeling power. He starts cycling through random animals looking for something useful. Don tries his magic and accidentally gets himself stuck inside a hamster ball. Leo finally turns into a giraffe and goes to reach the key, but the Elfinator uses him like a staircase and gets it first.

The boys are distraught. They simply must get the second key! They head back to a weapons shop and Mikey upgrades his lance, while the other boys find their "real life" weapons. They meet up in some kind of arena where the Adminwizard explains the next challenge -- climb up a hill. They do, and spy a three-headed dragon at the top... wearing the key. The boys make an attack but it's useless, so they hide behind a rock. Donny uses his smarts to remember that this is a videogame, and the dragon should have a predictable attack pattern. It does, and they whittle down its health and get the key.

Since they have one key and the Elfinator has the other, Leo attempts to negotiate, saying he only wants one thing from the chest. The Elfinator is not negotiating though. They go to open the chest anyway, when a mysterious cloaked character shows up and blasts them away. It's the Ultimate Gamer! A lot of chatspeak is thrown around ("you all just got pwned!") and the boys plus Elf try to determine a way to beat him. It involves chaining their weapons in an All Your Powers Combined and Leo turning into a white lion, which they need time for.

Cue the best distraction EVER from Raph.

Leo turns into a lion and owns the UG, who turns out to be a little girl. The Elfinator decides that, okay, they can have that one thing from the chest. Leo and Don retrieve Splinter's databits, and Mikey and Elf have a little chat...

... and it turns out that the Elf is actually Hun! :O The Turtles don't realize this before he logs off, however. Their mission done, the boys decide to exit the game and get back to real life.

To Be Continued...

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< ! > Raphael startled the Witch

XD I wish I hadn't missed the first bit! Darn you zOMG! (Darn you irony!) The parts I did see were hilarious though.

EDIT: Okay NOW I've seen the whole thing. And it was a riot. XD Campy all the way!