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 Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 5:53 pm
Do you have any strange or funny stories that either a band member or band director has ever told?
Mine is my director told us the time he got pulled over because his licence plate was flaged because he though he payed a speeding ticket and it was a 12 at night and he was wearing a tux and got put into jail where there were people who looked like they were in a fight were. We laughed at him because he was wearing a Tux in jail!
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Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:19 pm
We were once told a story about a rat in an airplane. I didn't really pay attention at all, but the moral was something like the rat died... sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 8:37 am
We have this stop sign in the band room that our director holds up for the beginning band room whenever he wants them to sotp (Har har). Anyways, there is a giant hole in the kids stomach, and according to our director, that used to be a kid eho wouldn,t stop.
also, on halloween, We hide moving skeletons in the bass, cello, and tuba cases, and encourage Beginning groups to open them. It is FUN XDDD
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Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 7:34 pm
i always ask for a waffle or pancake during band.
i don't know why, but every one in/near my section laughs.
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Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 8:49 pm
This one time at band camp (No its not dirty)
the low brass section leader was angry that the football team was slowly stealing the field from us from the back, so when the ball landed near where they were setting drill, he picked it up and ran as fast as he could away from angry foot ball players, and the tuba player helped. lol, and hes a fast little guy so he out ran the whole team till the director realized that he was doing that and yelled at him to give the ball back. it was funny stuff tho. blaugh
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Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 10:09 pm
My director told us this weird story called "The Banana Boat Story" about how when he was at the beach one time, he didn't wear his contacts, so he couldn't see at all. There was this hot girl by him, and he realized he didn't bring any sunscreen. So, he went to the Banana Boat supply shack at the beach, and picked up a bottle from the shelf. He asked the lady at the counter if it was any good, and she said she used it every day.
So, he goes back to the beach and starts rubbing the stuff in the bottle all over him. But then, he starts to notice that his skin feels like it's burning. So he puts more of the stuff on. Finally, he takes a close look at the bottle.
After-Swimming Hair Shampoo.
He jumps into this little pool they have by the beach, and dives to the bottom to try and rub all the stuff off. When he comes back up, the surface of the pool is COVERED in giant bubbles. He's too embarrassed to ever face that girl again.
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Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 11:07 pm
We were told about how this one Tuba player got a roach in her instrument. She inhaled, its head popped out from the mouthpiece...Let's just say it was sickening.
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Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 4:51 pm
My band teacher once told us about how someone accidentally dropped the school's tuba down a flight of stairs and had to pay to replace it. The whole moral of it really got the other careless brass and sax players to be careful! rofl
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Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 1:50 pm
We were playing a Christmas song, and our band director went off, telling us how it reminded him of his childhood.
About how they used to go sledding and build jumps, then go flying off Them and hurt themselves.
Then he told us that he had to take a buddy to the hospital with a broken nose because his buddy had layed down behind the jump.
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Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 6:38 pm
haha
me and my friend chris tell this story all the time
it happened last year
our friend andrew really hated band but he stayed anyway
anyways he played the alto along wit me and chris
and then one day our BD was talking and andrew just raises his hand and was like
"Mrs. Q my hand is stuck"
we were all WTF?!!
he dropped sumthing in the bell of the sax and tried to get it but his watch got stuck
took ten minutes to get it out
he's such an idiot lol
biggrin biggrin
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Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 6:47 pm
There's this senior percusionist that our assistant BD can't stand and vice versa. 1 day this other kid goes a whole day without being told 2 take off a hat he was wearing. Next day the drummer decides that she should be able 2 wear her hat 2! So she wears it and our assistant BD goes ape. He calls officer Bop (that is his real name and he's even more useless than he sounds) to take this girl out of the class for not taking off her hat!! We were all sitting there like wtf??
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Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 6:57 pm
Our bd going to Las Vegas for his honeymoon...Imagine a 40-50 something year old guy, very dull monotone voice, stern old man gaze, and just generally looking old manish in Vegas....Personally the thought scares me.
And of course the occasional story of some past band member doing something or other. Like the girl at band camp running in the dark XD She hit a fire hydrant, flipped over it, and got away with only a badly scrapped leg
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Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 10:06 pm
Get ready for this. I have two stories!!!
Okay, so band practice every Tuesday night ends at 9:00. Well, an unfortunate band nerd named Tim left his music. He decided to go back and get it all by himself. It was an eerie night, but Tim was stupid and didn't notice anything wrong at all. So, when he reached the field he heard something crackle. That's when the narwhals rose from the ground of the field!!! They held his music in their hands and called him over. "Tim....Tim...We have cake...Come and we'll share some with you," the narwhal said. Well, Tim was stupid so he went with the narwhals and they made him into.............BAND SOUP!!!!
Alright, cheese. Well, I was eating a cheese stick and decided to put it in one of the instrument cubbies because it tasted gross. My friends laughed and we left. Okay, so I left the cheese in the cubby for three months and there was no mold!! It was hard. I decided that I should throw it away but it talked to me! "Lauren, don't throw me away. I love you," the cheese said. Then, it started to cry tears of milk. So, I left it alone. Then, one formidable day an evil magician came and tried to destroy the cheese. Luckily, I was in the room to save the cheese from the trashcan and put it back in the cubby. At the end of the school year, the cheese still hadn't molded. An evil janitor looked through the cubbies and found the cheese. He...threw out the cheese and it was never seen again. It was replaced with a "Please clean out!!" sign.
The End.
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Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 9:47 pm
There's a rumor that goes on at my old Middle School that the old BD was a huge perv, being an 70 year old man with a 50 year old girlfriend, you'd guess he was, and the rumor is that one day during the freshman class he popped in a video and turned it on. Unfortunately, he didn't realize that it was a 'Girl's gone Wild' Video that he had left in there and the first thing that pops up on his WIDE SCREEN tv was giant boobies with the titties smashing up against the screen...It was so stupidly funny...
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