http://clusterstock.alleyinsider.com/2008/10/forget-the-bailout-let-s-just-pray
Wednesday was officially the “Day of Prayer for the World’s Economies.” Well, why not? Nothing else is working.
“We are going to intercede at the site of the statue of the bull on Wall Street to ask God to begin a shift from the bull and bear markets to what we feel will be the 'Lion’s Market,' or God’s control over the economic systems,” Cindy Jacobs said to the 700 Club. “While we do not have the full revelation of all this will entail, we do know that without intercession, economies will crumble.”
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Now... When the 700 club tries to make Jesus happy and make the stock markets not crash anymore? What do they do?

Who wants to make the first GOLDEN CALF analogy?