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Genba Hirayanagi Crown Captain
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 Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 3:10 pm
*Even more emptier than the debate between Santino and Ace, only one person stood in the crowd wearing an IWA: MS shirt. Ian's podium look handmade as it looked like it was made from cheap plywood, scotch tape, and chewing gum while Rob Black's podium resembled a...phallic object. The only person in the crowd waited with anticipation for the debate.*
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Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 12:02 pm
*The sounds of moaning, farting, and "OH YEAH" was heard on the sound system as Rob Black stepped onstage with two pornstars clinging onto him. He groped and smooched both of them, then stood at his podium while the two of them ducked under...doing...unholy...things.*
"Mmmmyeah...keep that sh*t up...Oh, right. Debate. Yeah, politics."
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Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 12:05 pm
*Ian Rotten comes out to no music at all, he's wearing a really cheap suit that he probally stole from the back of a Just For Men's warehouse. Ian regretfully looks down at his untied generic Payless shoes and wonders what he should say to the fans. He sighs and begins to speak. That lone fan in the IWA:MS shirt is quivering in anticipation.*
"....IF WE DO NOT WIN THIS ELECTION, IWA MID SOUTH WILL CLOSE FOR GOOD!"
Fan- OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ninja
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Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 12:09 pm
*Holiday by Madonna plays as Bob Sapp comes out with a microphone and a HUGE suit on, new, looking as it's about to burst. He does a booming laugh, and lifts up the microphone.*
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE'VE HEARD FROM THE PRESIDENTAL CANDIDATES, AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE VICE PRESIDENTS TO HAVE THEIR GO AT IT!!"
*The 1 Person cheer, and silence quickly as Sapp starts again.*
"In this....podium.. he is the master of the porno industry, the master of the pooper scooper and the stains to prove it.. from XPW, Rob Black!"
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Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 12:11 pm
"Vote for us or I'll cut your f*cking thumb off! Here! Have a free vibrator!"
*TOSSES VIBRATOR INTO THE CROWD!*
IWA Fan: OWWW!!! MY EYE!!!!
ninja
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Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 12:14 pm
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"And in this.. whatever this is supposed to be, from the backyard of his white trash mother's tractor trailer, the worst booker in the history of history, Ian Rotton!"
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Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 12:15 pm
"I'LL SHUT IT DOWN. SERIOUSLY."
eek
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Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 12:17 pm
Right! And your Japanese loving host with the most.. muscles.., Bob Sapp! Now, first question goes to you, Mr. Black. You've had quite the.. sketchy history, what are your plans on revolutionizing KANJOKU? Personally, I hope it's not a brownie colored porno palace..
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Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 12:21 pm
"Brownie colored? Absolutely not, Mr. Sapp. I'd probably paint the down stairs more on the lines of the color of your own skin...I'd admire your skin, Sapp. Makes me want to roll all over you and sniff you. Yeah..."
*Takes a deep breath and pulls at his collar. Is sweating a bit.*
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"....Just give me a few minutes...Yeah...Okay."
*Coughs a bit.*
"I also plan to add more gimmick matches...Say...Pool of Sh*t Match, Scaffold Matches, Deathmatches that involve the unnecessary use of feces and rusty nails, and heck! Let's get rid of this stupid family friendly rules! Rock out with your c**k out! If you got it, flaunt it!"
*TIPS PODIUM OVER TO REVEAL...OH GOD...Security quickly dives in and covers up Rob. After a few minutes, they put the podium back up.*
"....DAMNIT."
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Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 12:23 pm
.................................................
*Turns to Rotten and stands there for a moment...then slowly talks..*
....And...you, Mr. Rotton?
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Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 12:26 pm
*Ignores the question and looks over to Black*
"YOU SIR, ARE A CARNY!"
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Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 12:27 pm
eek *Walks over to Ian's podium and slams his hands down on it as... it falls to pieces.*
ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION.. OR I'M GOING TO BEAT IT OUT OF YOU.
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Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 12:30 pm
*Smashing the podium reviels Ian's pants down with...MICKIE KNUCKLES?!?!*
eek ........
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Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 12:32 pm
"...........THAT'S HAWT."
*Pulls out video camera and films.*
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Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 12:32 pm
........................
A.....AUUU......AUUUGHHHH
*Runs to the back... and comes back out a few minutes later, wiping at his mouth.*
Ugh.. I know this isn't going to end well.. stressed
Black... what do you have that your opponents don't?
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