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Pyro goes off as "Won't Back Down" by Fuel begins to play. Special guest commentators for the night Joey Styles and Tazz return for the Birthday Show.

Joey: "Wait a minute? Who's music is this?"

Tazz: "I don't know, Styles, but we'll find out."





From amidst the smoke comes what appears to be a blonde-haired woman walking down the aisle toward the ring.



The woman walks up the steps, onto the apron and into the ring. The lights go back to normal from flashing red and green as she asks for a mic, which she receives when the music stops.

"My name...is Cassidy Cartwright." the woman says...in a deep voice! eek

She doesn't sound like a woman! ninja

The silence instantly turns to cheers, even though her last name is an invitation to boos for her brother and sister in any other country.

"But you may call me Cassie."

Some of the people in the crowd have figured out that Cassie is not really a woman.

"You see, I came to EEW, the land of extreme that my brother Cartwright made famous by becoming the first EEW Champion. My sister Mary is currently pregnant with some unknown man-whore's kid. Wait until I get ahold of the b*****d, I'll make sure he never gets another b***h pregnant again."

"But alas, I have come in order to challenge for any and all titles. But sit back and enjoy the show. But may I ask my big brother Cartwright to please come out?"

(Cart family only. For now. Cartwright first. xd )

((Just a note that I don't endorse any of Pyro Boy or Tims Cartwright characters, I am unique! For storyline purposes only...))

....Cart appears on the ramp.

I can't believe you're really getting into it with that character man... gonk
- Marts

((I lol'ed.))

((Pretty much, Cartwright. And Tim, this is all I have left. I thought it'd be good. rofl ))

Nikole: "That's the only thing you have to say about me? All you can call me is jobber? If that's the case, that makes you the curtain jerker."

Damita and Nikole have serious looks on their faces as Cassie speaks.

"Yes, Jed...these women are correct. I am co-mother and father to Mary's child. I was not born a woman, thus my former name being Cassidy. In fact, they had to go over it the entire month they played with your mind."

Cassie continues to speak.

"You see, Jed- Mary was not raped. In fact, it was consensual sex. Not to mention that it was comfort sex as well. She told me that she couldn't stand how you strut about EEW, acting like you're the hottest thing on the roster when you're not even cut out to a contender to EEW Championship contendership. So truth be told, Jed, that makes you the jobber if your claim to fame here in EEW is my family's name. In fact, Mary said it best herself that I'm more man than you can ever be and more woman than you'll ever get. And the baby inside her womb is in fact going to be born of Talent, so who better to be the father to a Cartwright child than a Cartwright?"

And with that Cassie has one more thing to say.

"If you're so eager to slap a woman around, come down here and put your hands on me! But I guarantee you that I'm not my sister. Real Cartwrights hit back!"

((Cart... your family is ********... xd rofl ))