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Genba Hirayanagi Crown Captain
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 Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 3:23 pm
*TWO PODIUMS STAND ON A STAGE SURROUNDED BY...a total of five people...*
Guy: WOOOOO! GO ACE! GO SANTINO! I'M...UNDECIDED...WOO!
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Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 3:26 pm
:: WALKS ONSTAGE IN A SNAZZY SUIT, HOLDING THE PEACE SIGN AND COWBELL IN THE AIR. ::
" THIS COUNTRY NEEDS MORE COWBELL AND I'M HERE TO GIVE IT TO YA! HYOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! "
scream
:: Stands at his podium, adjusts his tie, and waits. ::
mad
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Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 3:26 pm
-A QUICK ELECTION TUNE PLAYS BEFORE LA VITTORIA A MIA HITS ON A SMALL, OLD LOOKING RADIO AND SANTINO COMES OUT IN A NICE BUTTON UP SHIRT AND JEANS. HE STEPS IN FRONT OF HIS PODIUM AND MAKES A QUICK SIGN IN SHARPIE ON PRINTER PAPER AND PUTS IT ON THE FRONT. SANTINO STEPS BACK BEHIND THE PODIUM, SHOWING THE CROWD THE 'VOTE FOR ME' SIGN WITH A wink FACE BELOW IT.-
"VOTE FOR SANTINO~!"
-SHOOTS THE CROWD A CHARMING ITALIAN SMILE AND WAITS.-
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Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 3:32 pm
*Holiday by Madonna plays as Bob Sapp comes out with a microphone and a HUGE suit on, looking as it's about to burst. He does a booming laugh, and lifts up the microphone.*
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. THE TIME WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR HAS ARRIVED! THE FIRST EVER, KANJOKU PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION!"
*The 5 people cheer, and silence quickly as Sapp starts again.*
"In this podium.. he is The Italian Stallion, he's a WWE Intercontinental Champion and butcher the English Language beyond comparison.. SANTINO MARELLA!"
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Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 3:34 pm
-TAKES A BOW, HELL, HE BUTCHERS THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE AND HE'S PROUD OF IT.-
mrgreen
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Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 3:36 pm
"And on the opposite side.. he's a multiple time KANJOKU Gazillion Dollar Champion, once the richest man in the world, now just batsh-- crazy, the crazy little troll we know and love.. ACE STEEL!"
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Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 3:38 pm
:: CARTWHEELS AND SLIDES ON HIS KNEES DOWN THE STAGE, JOHN BELUSHI STYLE! ::
mrgreen
" ...............MY PANTS. THEY'RE RUINED! AJDJKSJDJFJFHFHFBHGWJE! "
:: GETS UP PISSED AND STOMPS BACK TO HIS PODIUM! ::
mad
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Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 3:41 pm
"And your host for tonight.. The Strongest Man in KANJOKU, the most vicious, vile and fun loving of them all.. BOB SAPP."
*Holiday plays again as he dances for a short while, then gets super serious again.*
"I Always believed that ladies should go first, so this question goes to you, Santino. If elected, what would you do to help KANJOKU rise to the top and beyond?"
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Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 3:46 pm
"I-A WOULD RID KANJOKU-A PRO OF-A ALL THE-A CLINICALLY IN-A-SANE, LIKE-A DAT MAN~!"
-POINTS TO ACE.-
"Also, I, Santino Marella, will-a MAKE-A SURE that-a the happy-a couples of-a KANJOKU Pro are-a doing as they-a should, and-a not-a crushing their-a husbands....SO-A THAT MEANS THAT-A ALL WOMEN WILL-A BE SAFELY IN-A THE KITCHEN AND-A CALLED BY-A THEIR HUSBANDS WHEN THEY-A WRESTLE, AND-A MEN WILL-A GO TO-A WRESTLING WAR~! That's-a what Santino wants for-a KANJOKU."
-WINKS AT THE TINY CROWD.-
wink
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Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 3:48 pm
....I happen to like my women dancing for me, and not in the kitchen. Bob Sapp can feed himself, are you doubting my abilities?!" eek
*A crew member comes out and whispers in Sapp's ear, who calms down, then looks to Ace.*
"The same question to you, Mr. Steel. If elected, what would you do to help KANJOKU rise to the top and beyond?"
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Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 3:52 pm
" I'M GLAD YOU ASKED THAT QUESTION, ROBERT! BY THE WAY...THAT SUIT...LOOKS AMAZING ON YOU! "
eek
:: Leans back and winks at the crowd. Ha. ::
wink
" ...FIRST OFF, IF ELECTED PRESIDENT OF KANJOKU, I WILL BRING THIS COMPANY TO THE TOP BY VACATING ALL TITLES AND HANDING THEM OVER TO ME. WHY, DO YOU ASK? BECAUSE ACE STEEL BRINGS RATINGS! ACE STEEL BRINGS THE FANS TOGETHER! EVERYTIME ACE STEEL WALKS THE STREETS, THE PEOPLE CAN'T HELP BUT RUN OVER AND BOW DOWN TO ACE STEEL'S FEET! AND BY GOD, I WILL ENTERTAIN THESE PEOPLE EVEN IF THAT MEANS I HAVE TO DEFEND THESE BELTS AGAINST MYSELF!"
eek
:: STARTS WRESTLING HIMSELF TO THE GROUND...then stands back up. ::
" OH. AND I DON'T GOT A DISGUSTING CATERPILLAR ON MY FACE LIKE ANTONIO! VOTE ACE! "
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Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 4:11 pm
".......Interesting...
ANYWAYS, our next question.. What about this company is most important to you? Santino, you first." mad
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Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 6:17 pm
".........What-a about this-a company is-a most important to-a me? MY-A-SELF, OF-A COURSE. OH, AND-A THE TITLES. WHEN I'M-A ELECTED PRESIDENTE OF-A KANJOKU PRO, I'LL-A MAKE SURE EVERYONE-A LOVES-A ME LIKE-A I LOVE-A ME."
:3NOD:
-STOPS AND MAKES A FACE.-
"AND IF-A YOU-A PEOPLE LOVE-A ME, THEN-A YOU WILL-A BE HAPPY WITH-A YOUR-A BENEFITS AS-A ME AS-A PRESIDENT. YOU TOO, LADIES, GET-A PRIVILEGES FROM-A SANTINO."
wink
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Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 6:38 pm
.....I don't even know what he said, folks!
Steel, What about this company is most important to you?
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Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 6:45 pm
:: GNAWS ON THE STRING OF HIS COWBELL! ::
" ....YOU SEE THIS BELT AROUND MY WAIST, ROBERT?! "
:: FLASHES THE GAZILLION DOLLAR BELT. ::
" THIS IS WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT TO ME! I SPENT BILLIONS ON THIS BELT AND NONE OF BASTARDS CAN HAVE IT! But if you vote for me, you can touch it. "
mrgreen
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