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 Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 9:52 am
FOR SERIOUS!!
Half the time I say stuff I'm not being serious, and yet, people seem to be under the impression that I am.
Like when I talk to my friend, and I start to moo. As in she's a cow... I don't REALLY think she's a cow... But the dumb heifer seems to believe that I think she's a cow.
Like, my mom, SHE has the right idea, when I look at her in the eye and start talking to her really slowly telling her stuff like... ohh... I dunno... off the top of my head, we'll go with what I said to her 20 minutes ago "I am trying to speak as slowly as I can, because I know that your smallish girl brain will not be able of underst--... I mean, get what I am saying. So here we go, your face reminded me, we have some extra dog food if you're hungry"
What does she do? She just sits there, looking at me and then asks "Are you done?" and then gets up and walks away. She doesn't try to respond, mostly because her small woman brain can't handle words that aren't spelled out for it, which is no surprise to me, such is the woman brain...
What I'm trying to say is, just because I call you a dumb cow, and ask you if you want your bowl refilled, doesn't mean I hate you.
ANOTHER THING THAT MAKES ME SAY "FOR SERIOUS?!?!"
When people are all "I don't really think we should sleep together, it will ruin our friendship"... FOR SERIOUS?!?!?! DID I WANT TO SLEEP WITH YOU?!?! NO!!! Did I say "Hey I have a boner right now, and it would feel even better inside you"??? OF COURSE I DID! Because it's what I do. But I don't want to sleep with you, PERVERT!
If I say "Hey, we should meet up later, in bed, wearing nothing, just to see how our body parts fit"... IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING!! I'm just saying it because it's fun, and I LOVE seeing how much of a pervert I can be. NOT because I want you inside me... *vomit*
SO, I just needed some of that good old fashioned venting, and I felt like letting you guys know... MOSTLY because I know half of you people think I'm seriously standing outside your windows watching you with my hand down my pants... voyeuristic perverts... talk2hand
WHO ELSE HAS THIS PROBLEM!!?? RAISE YOUR HANDS!!! Put your hands down Meru, Nymphie and Padme... nobody is THAT desperate... rolleyes ... I lied... Kichi's desperate enough... You should triple team him. That would be the hottest video to hit the web since 2 girls 1 cup.
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Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 11:05 am
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Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:52 pm
Do you know what the funny thing is? That he IS that desperate.
Anyway, I gave up taking you seriously like a year ago. The yelling in the election thread of meru's we hijacked was because I needed something to yell at to be dramatic.
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Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 1:07 pm
OMG. I SERIOUSLY dont understand how someone can be friends with you and still take what you say seriously xd rofl
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Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 1:31 pm
UTTERFEST IN MY THREAD!!!! blaugh
PADDY-- Way to talk up your man... xd ... You should be more dramatic next time. <3
NYMPHY-- OMG I KNOW!! I feel like I have the same story every other week... rolleyes
And I'm not sure if Meru typed lol or if it was just a lucky mistake her hooves made... Meru, sweetie, have your owner come to the computer and type in what you meant...
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Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 7:39 pm
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Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 9:19 pm
Moo? sweatdrop
As Nymphie said... how could someone take you seriously and still even be around you, much less be your friend? XD
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Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:22 am
....so who is for serious about having a hand down their pants then? *Looks out the window in a panic* "I SEE YOU!!!"
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Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 5:53 am
MONJ!!! I REMEMBERED YOUR OLD NAME!!! heart ♥♥
MonJ-- You should seriously keep your hand out of your pants... it's kinda creepy when I'm hiding in your closet and you're all *hands down pants*
AINE-- Hello? To you too? I don't speak heifer very fluently, I'll ask Nymphie what that meant later.
SIB-- You're welcome. blaugh
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