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 Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 1:14 pm
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Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 11:33 pm
*walks in confused and tired...orders a strong drinks and gives a big sigh...*
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Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 6:05 am
-walks in.. orders a drink-
whutta day... neutral
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 10:35 am
*walks in the door* do you serve water if not ill have your strongest drink
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Only Christ I Follow Crew
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Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 6:22 pm
*walks in with dead parrot on shoulder*
This punk yapped the whole way!
*to the parrot*
I told you to shut up, Polly!
Jeez, can't get any peace and quiet!
Get me your strongest, cheapest glass of air.
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Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 3:36 pm
*walks in, sees lots of people waiting for drinks, slips behind counter and starts pouring drinks*
*hands first customer vodka and a rub on the back*
*slides a shot glass down the bar to the second customer*
*bottle of finest spring water for the third*
*raises eyebrows at the last customer, then slides an empty glass towards her*
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Only Christ I Follow Crew
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Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 5:37 pm
*takes a big gulp of "alcoholic" air*
They don't make 'em like they used to.
Isn't anyone going to play the piano?
Polly, you used to play the piano.
Polly: . . .
Yeesh, don't you ever stop talkin'.
Look, I'll play the piano.
*walks over to the piano, sits down, and starts playing "Mary Had a Little Lamp" while gazing perfusely at the keys and occasionally missing one*
Don't look at me like that. It's the only song I know.
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