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 Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 8:12 am
i gave up a wife and a family to be alone with you
Hey there, potentially homicidal maniac. I mean stranger.
I'm Með Blóðnasir [Methe Blothe-nah-seer]. It's a real shitty a** name, you know. It's Icelandic for I've got a nosebleed. My reproductive organs are that of the the a*****e male's. And it's not like I feel like a woman inside. Nope, I'm all man here. And I'm thirty two. Years, that is. Not only do I have a shitty name but I've got a shitty birthday, too. December 25th. Lame. I hate Christmas.
I like alcohol and some other stuff. And my tophat and my two good friends.
I hate pretty much everything else. The rest of my friends can burn. Burn hard. Do it for me?
My friends are Syd and Harold. I've got a lot of acquaintances, most of them I don't remember. But I remember a few, like Shula and Etain. I don't really have any enemies that I know of, other that maybe Niraj. He's nice but he likes to make fun of me.
I don't have a love interest, but for some reason, Bjorn seems very interested in me. I wouldn't know why, I'm unpleasant as all get out, you know. But I figured I'd get with him because he's cute and all, not a total freak, you know? Plus, he's probably the only one that's liked me in that way for a loonnnggg time.
I'm straight. Bi. Gay. Whatever.
My favorite songs are Með Blóðnasir and To Be Alone With You.
i never knew a man could love me
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Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 8:14 am
i gave up a wife and a family to be alone with you
This is where I get to talk about my plucky little friends and everyone that matters. I guess...
Anyways. Heres some stuff...
Harold was the first person who ever cared after the 'incident'. Me and Alma were fighting a lot, and I remember him letting me stay the night a few times because she kicked me out. He would always invite me with open arms. We were a cute little couple, I loved him more than Alma...but I still pretended.
Alma eventually found out, though, and called immediately for divorce. I let her take whatever she wanted. Harold was always there to fall back on. We were very happy together, and when the divorce finally cleared up, and Alma was out of my life, we remained happy together for a long while. Three years, two months and fifteen days.
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I'm not...still in love with him. Don't even think that.
Anyways!
Even though we're no longer a couple he's still one of my best friends...
Syd, Harold's cousin, is also pretty great. He's ruder and more...adventurous with various substances than Harold, but he's fun to hang out with...both are musically and artistically talented so they provide endless entertainment...
i never knew a man could love me
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Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 8:49 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 8:50 pm
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