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My english instructor (she's not even a ******** professor nor is she getting a professorship) is nuts, idiotic, Napoleonic and absolutely infuriating!!!!! I've just been imagining stabbing something every time I'm in her class. She doesn't even post our grades. She's the supreme dictator and we must all stroke her enormous ego. She constantly has us do projects in our major, but she's hypocritical; she's done odd jobs her entire life. She's been a coal miner, a mechanic, a house wife, and now an English instructor at a university? What. the. ********. She gives us bogus assignments in class and doesn't even add them to our grades. I probably should drop her class, but I need those 4 credits or else I'm under my limit (limit: min: 12 cr for full time/max: 18 cr).

I really could care less if she wants 'to discuss your situation for those of you in this range [d-f] for this assignment'. ******** that, I'm not going to go to her friggin office and discuss why the hell I'm still in her class and why I didn't drop it when she told me I should. My decision, lady. What is her problem? She's like a power hungry insensitive p***k with a wide spread education and a very annoying stretched voice. She constantly tries to tell us that we're all failing or when we actually do well, she says she's being too soft. AfuhiSURHGfiuERG Oh I want to strangle her, but she is so not worth it.

If I fail her class, I'm blaming her, she's nuts and therefore to blame because, with the exception of one minor assignment, I've done everything she's asked. So she can just shove it all. I've heard alot about this english department and word has it that they're all as nuts as she is, or more so. She just pisses me off. She's one of the few people who just being around her gets me on edge. It's like our auras are so opposite they start launching attacks.

She's also excrutiatingly old...ok, a little exageration, 50-69 maybe, but the way she acts is just like excrutiatingly old deranged power hungry crazy people. I hope she works long enough at the university and gets so old that she gets tired and just starts forgetting mistakes when she's grading so that when she has so many A's she feels horrible and bitter. That should put a dent in her ego.

End rant

Make her look like an idiot in class. Show her up when she makes mistakes and prove you know more than she does. Like they say; Don't get mad, Get even.

Or don't get mad, GET CHUCK NORRIS.