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| Will you accept THORSUS? |
| YES! PRAISE HIS EXTREME HOLINESS! (AMEN!) |
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| I'm not sure.... keep talking. (Join us!) |
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| No way, Thorsus is stupid. (Prepare to be smited, heathen!) |
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| I'm just here for the goats. (Thorsus approves.) |
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 Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:47 pm
I come to thee, peoples of Gaia, in your masses, to bring to you the Holy Word of THORSUS! Son of Jesus and Thor! A holy personage most anyone can worship!
HEAR the words of Thorsus! scream
*clears throat*
"And lo, Thorsus took unto his hand his MIGHTY HAMMER, SCHLOGN, and spake unto the Frost Phillistines, saying, " Forsooth, why art thou like unto a pack of ninnies? If thou wouldst make war, make war like MEN do, and not as if thou wert weeping schoolgirls. For I say unto you, I shall take my hammer SCHLOGN and SMITE thee into little teeny tiny gory bloody pouch-sized bits if thou canst not make up your minds on this matter before you." Book of Badassery, Chapter 20, verse 15.
You see? Thorsus instructs us to be decisive, or he will smack us about, as His Holiness is wont to do. What merciful benevolence this is, in an age such as this! Pray unto Thorsus for guidance, for every time that your friends cannot make up their minds on where to eat out, He is there. When people in the line in front of you take twenty minutes to decide what to get at a fast food joint, he is there. When you are confused and know not what to do, He is there. Thorsus is always there for you, with a smile and a big freaking hammer. He will tuck you into his Holy Pouches and comfort you in such hours of need. 3nodding
Will you not accept Thorsus as your personal Lord and Saviour? surprised
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Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 3:28 pm
*enters the temple to hear the WORDS of Thorsus*
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Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 3:52 pm
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Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 5:14 pm
I prefer Godin, but to each his own.
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Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 9:11 pm
*Waves a tentacle at her and grins*
Hey, baby. I can introduce you to some REAL interesting gods if you want. Get nice and personal like with them and all wink twisted
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Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 11:56 pm
Do we get wine with the services? Because, you know, my buzz is wearing off.
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Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 1:30 pm
I just reserved Thorsus as the name for my new character on WoW
>.>
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Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 2:12 pm
Trick Question I just reserved Thorsus as the name for my new character on WoW >.> This pleases Thorsus! SMITE THINE ENEMIES IN A MOST X-TREME WAY....VERILY!!!!
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Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 5:13 pm
[Nice costume remy!]
ninja
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Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 8:39 am
LOLZ
THORSUZ IZ AAWSUM exclaim exclaim exclaim exclaim exclaim exclaim exclaim exclaim exclaim exclaim exclaim exclaim exclaim
BUT NOT AS AWSUM AS CATWOMAN
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Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 4:04 pm
PARABLES OF THORSUS!!!!Quote: Harken mine children and listen to the story of Thorsus's Temple and the comic lenders. Long ago, Thorsus's unseemly uncle, Godin, sent his wicked comic lenders to the Temple on the Moor. The lenders would borrow the comics of the people but only the X-TREME books of the 90's. The people would be left with the unseemly books of Silver and Gold. Godin's lenders would lend each the most X-TREME books of the 90's and the people had naught but crap. Now Thorsus did see crappiness his people endured and yelled most X-TREMELY "NAY, THIS INJUSTICE SHALT NOT STAND!!! VERILY!!" And Thorsus did storm his temple and he SMOTE the comic lenders of Godin with might swipes of Schlogn, the might hammer. Many squishy brains and bloody guts were spilled that day in the glory of battle. And the people received their books of 90 X-TREMENESS and were happy. From the Book of Badassery. Quote: Thorsus once ventured a far from hearth and home to learn the wisdom of world of comics. Thorsus visited the Age of Gold and saw the creation of the Super Man and thought it was good. Then Thorsus journeyed to the Age of Silver and met the Man who created much and it was good. Finally, Thorsus found the Age of the 90's and realized it was the greatest and MOST X-TREME!! Thorsus spit upon yon Gold and Silver Ages and exulted the 90's. After much foil was applied to many covers and many overly large guns wear created, Thorsus met the leader of the 90's. He was an overly large man covered in many small pocket-like bags and Thorsus asked. "What is thy name, o king of the X-TREME?" and he replied, "We are Pouches for we are many!" From the Book of Holy Pouches Quote: Mine children...there came a time when Thorsus wandered the world far and wide. In the kingdom of Michigan, did Thorsus happen a great gathering of the meek by the waters of a great lake. The gathered people did hunger for the comics of the Gods. They tried the books of the Gold Age and found them lacking. They tried the books of the Silver Age and found them wanting. Finally they came upon a single book of X-Force by the Liefeld and they were sated at first. But the mob wert many and the X-Force was naught but one. Thorsus saw the woe of his children and he spake to them. "FEAR NAUGHT PEOPLE OF THE LAKE! THORSUS WILT WORK UPON THIS SINGLE BOOK HIS WILL AND ALL WILL BE FED!" And the great and mighty Thorsus did work his vast will upon the book and the people beheld that the book became many issues of the X-Force! Every issue that the Liefeld begat! And the people people were sated. From the Book of Holy Pouches
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