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ok guys since there seems to be a lul in the guild (either that or my computer just isn't showing when there are new posts) I have decided to make a thread listing some of my favorite evil plans feel free to list you'r own


plan # 1 the dissclaimer

oppinions expressed by Violent_D ( AKA the boogey man) are his and soley his if you don't like them you can tell him but he will more then likely ignore you. don't take these plans seariously (sp) some may never happen. if you wish to Contact Violent_D just hit that lil button and send him mail. if he wishes to contact you back he will. if not he won't . but he more then likely will. Violent_D and boogey man are not rigstered tade marks thay are just random nick names that he goes by . if you don't like them to bad.





end of plan 1.

Ah well,I don't have to get it to pitch in.

#1: I have the distinct thought that Bill Clinton is my mailman.I really REALLY and truly believe this is him(I'll try to get a picture one day) and well,I like to screw with his head. The one thing that I'd like to do,is get a jar of mayonese(plastic wrapping removed,but unopened) and put it on his seat while he's in the back getting some mail.Upon his return,Mr.Clinton shall see the mayo jar - and be completely confused by it. Slowly,it will eat away at his mind. "Why was it there? What does it mean?". Years and years of Clinton living in his dark basement comtemplating this will ultimately result in him killing himself from the insaity domokun

#2: You ever seen those commercials for the special matresses? Like "It's not you - it's your mattress." I want to find a scientific reason(like a gene or something) that makes you sleep uncomfortably,and then make pills to fix it. Then I'll put in my commercials "Having trouble sleeping? It's not your mattress - it's a chemical blah blah blah" so on and so fourth until all those companies lose their business and piss off.If I DON'T find a reason - I'll just make it up. Who's gonna doubt me? I mean,for all we know,those "Cortislim" and crap like that could just be a lie(probably is) but no one cares enough to disprove the theory 3nodding

the mayo thing remindes me of when I put peanut butter creakers in my mail box and then thay turn up missing I think the mail man eats them

When isn't it glitching? stressed

I have a plan!

Steal every jar of peanut butter you can get your hands on, then dig deep underground and dump it all in a lab! Then blast it with radioactive rays! It will turn into a PB monster, and reak havok on all of the nearby towns. And even if they do destroy it, then they will have to spend thousands of dollars cleaning it up! (Also works with jelly) domokun domokun domokun

ok you do it with the peanut butter and I will do it with the jelly and thay can do a tag team thing and when (or if) thay get destroyed we can have sammiches !

Make a two-hour loop of the Venga Boys 6 Flags Remix and play it on NPR. all week. 3nodding

Hmmmmm...

Plan 1: Become an American Icon
The first step is to become loved by all around me or to become hated by all around me (if I'm going for a punk iconish thing.) That reall shoudn't be hard... The next step is getting publicity... For that I will have to use force to take over a news station and broadcast myself doing something flashy... After that, all I need to do is get and agent and BAM!

Plan 2: Abuse Power
Once I'm an American Icon, I shall abuse all power I have. I will use my money to start developing all kinds of fun secret weapons and bribe the government into letting me do whatever I please. This really shouldn't be hard since politicians do it all the time.

Plan 3: Go Crazy
After going through the American Icon phase, I must become eccentric and crazy. This shouldn't be too hard since I'm bordering it right now... Then I just go and take all the weapons I had devolped and go to the White House, brandishing them, and ask them if I could have the country.

Plan 4: The Fight
Getting hold of the country will probably be the hardest step... It will taek hordes of minions and all of my secret weapons and technology. But I really don't think the army, navy, air force, marines, whoever will really stand a chance against me... What I really have to do is watch out for some lone rogue with too much ambition... The hero type... They always tend to get in the way.

Plan 5: World Domination
This should probably be the easiest. One I have control of the US, I'll just sit back and tell all my minions and armies to go out and play with all the other nations and to show off our toys. As I said, very easy.

Plan 6: Become Immortal
Still working on this one... Though it shouldn't be too rough once I get my hands on some ancient artifacts from Egypt or something... But the developement of this plan really can't start until Plan 5 has been carried out.