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"MAYUN! I dew get duh best of both wurldz! I get to drop the soap n have Bucky Kentucky. Wut more culd I ayusk fur? Haynur Montaynur too?" Alexis Texas jumped with glee as she paced around her cell. Before long she heard a womanly screech and decided to look out the cell window to see what was going on. "Ooh! Did Haynuh take off hur shirt agayun?" But how wrong she was.

A crowd of GCDers was gathered around the two bodies as buzzkid24 began to sob uncontrollably. ` l e x i i and Respectful Rhino were dead.

"How could this have happened?" K I N G S H O Y broke the silence and glanced down at `l e x i i and Respectful Rhino's stab marks and bullet wounds respectfully.

No one answered, and, in a cold silence Merumiharu and Insomnesiac began to pull the bodies away towards the cemetery only to reveal a message scorched onto the ground.

We're Back
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Voting ends at 9 EST
Please vote for someone using both your number, their number, and both usernames. Sniper and Crazed Killer please send me your kills in PM! G-Teamers, send me your saves! NR send me your name for a clue! ALL ROLES SEND ME A CLUE.

PS. Not all updates will be this short. This one was just shot for dramatic effect.

“I told you it wasn’t me!” Ginji screamed pushing his hands through the bars and reaching at ks331084 who gave him a knowing smirk. “Guys this isn’t fair! Guys?” The GCDers were already gone and Ginji was left to look towards the huddled mass of buzzkid24 and Alexis Texas, nude on the floor. “…h-h-hey guys…”
Buzz looked up from his euphoria and gave Ginji a drunken smile. “h-heyeyey Ginji did u keel dan n lesxii?” He questioned severly slurring his words as the confused and innocent Ginji sat on the floor ignoring the idiotic statement and awaiting comfort.
Alexis Texas stood up and smiled patting Ginji on the back in the same manner she had used to seduce buzz. “shux hun, ah ken sing u a song if itl make yew feyal bettr. A 1 a 2 a…. wutz after that? Weyul anyweyz… diz b duh liyf n I hold on teiiiit dis b mah eeyur I use it 2 heyur. U nvr no if ur gonna here it cuz I shld put sum clothes on but then what if I neeyed to pee dis is mah life!”
By the time Alexis was done Ginji stopped, frozen on the pavement. Dead as a doorknob.
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Poor little Veliofi stood silently in the street with a note signed with love. It told her to meet their secret admirer in the middle of Sniper Lane. She did as such and waited. And waited. And waited. Soon she became restless and sat down in the middle of a road. The semi-truck came faster than she expected but it wasn’t meant to kill her. The semi veered of course and just as the sniper pulled the trigger it hit the semi and tipped it over squashing Veliofi and killing her, just as the sniper had intended. The GCDers would find her only moments later with the love note rewritten in blood. They read it as follows.
Veliofi, Veliofi,
Chose the path of love and Stromboli
But what it is you should have gotten
Was a different date, one less smitten
The Sniper strikes again.
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Who could be up at this time of night? Especially at the Sniper Town Convention center? It was Dukes. He spoke to an empty audience about his favorite subjects, himself and how to annoy the s**t out of people until their head exploded. And, of course, all the people in the audiences heads all exploded within the first few minutes of Dukes speaking. Yet, still up in the booth was a single figure shaded in black. All it took was the flip of a switch and Dukes’ entire recorded speech was played back to him. He only lasted a minute and a half.
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Please vote in this thread! Use your number, your name, your victim’s number, and your victim’s name. Sniper, CK, G-Teamers, NR, and the Masque please all send me your respective kills, revivals, saves, clue requests, and clues.

“My name has nothing to do with murder!” Azrael Makar screamed towards the leaving GCDers as `Aine Chievious let out her tradition jail avoiding smirk. Azrael sighed and looked inwards towards the g-teamer, the popstar, and the ***** fairy. The final mentioned rose his head and began to show off the fact that they were all eating respective pieces of Ginji. Buzz himself was quietly gnawing on the man’s left thigh.
“Mwbut?” He asked, mouth full of what seemed to be the remainder of black cat scratch pants. Alexis stood up and looked towards Kimilia and Buzz, handing them individual pairs of earmuffs and then turning her attention to Azrael.
“WEYUL. wut do wee awl gawt raht hurr?” She questioned as Kimilia and Buzz positioned the earmuffs. “WEYUL! Dat der gingur fellur was runnin’ awn dreye until y’all shoowed up. We wuz getting’ hungry! N now we gawt us sum fresh meet!” And before you knew it Azrael blew. Alexis’ new hit single, I might even be a Pornstar was just to much for his mind to handle. The poor dear.
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It was here! The Sniper Town Appreciation Festival! And it would be a great one, Kiyo’s remaining food was still there. It was a great day! They thought they had caught a killer! Well, you know, they do that every day. Aine was in a very perky mood. She’d gotten out of jailing and had a date for the Festival! She was ready and waiting at the festival for mykillnotyours to pick her up. It was ten past ten when they finally met up and decided to go onto the ferris wheel. The ride had started and sooner or later they stopped on the top. mykill perked up and looked towards Aine while holding something behind his back.
“Aine?” He nervously questioned as Aine answered.
“Yeah?”
“I wrote a poem for you, wanna hear it?” He studdered a bit as his open hand reached into his pocket.
“Oh! A poem? That’s so romantic!” Aine’s eyes lit up like a flash of fireworks onto the azure sky.
“Aine, you pain.
Your trust? I gain.
You evaded jail
Yes, once again.
But to evade a kill
Is not in your plan.”
mykill pulled the item from his back and aimed, quickly pulling the trigger and blowing his lovers brains all over the ferris wheel seat. “The Sniper strikes again.”
A few creaks were heard and mykill looked down and screamed. “HEY? Can you let us down now?” The figure below laughed and pulled the lever. The ferris wheel began to spin out of control until the figure pulled the lever back again. The ferris wheel stopped with a severe jerk and mykill, the Sniper went flying out the seat and pancaked, along with Aine’s remains, onto the ground. The Sniper was dead and the crazed killer had struck again.
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gamerguy 121, Zaeyde the News Reporter, [Glitter.Poptart], and Sieg.Reyu.2 all disappeared off the face of the earth. Aine was sniped. The Sniper, mykillnotyours, was killed. Azrael Makar was jailed.
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Crazed Killer! Send me your kill! G-Teamers! Send me your saves! Masque! Hang tight! Everyone! Voting ends 9 PM EST on February 12th 2008. Please PLEASE PLEASE only PM me if it is a game emergency.

“Theyas must be uh Haynuh Mawn-scanydul!” Alexis Texas screamed as they threw Merty into the jail cell. “Ah thout dat it was sexay tahm wit duh capn tday!” She kicked Merty in the shins as the unjailed SGers left the jail.
KS popped in. “Hey guys, why’s Merty here? Hey Merty, are you the killer! Merty? Hey Merty are you the killer? Merty? You’re not the killer? Cool no way neither am I! Who do you guys think the killer is, I think the killer is uhmuhmuhm MOO ELL! He’s like a Spanish cow and they‘re totally suspicious! They keep crossing the borders and stuff. Who do you guys think came up with that suspicious phrase, I do! Can you guys make me more chocolate toilets cookies? They were really tasty! Ooh cookies sound really good right now. Do you guys like cookies? I like cookies. Hmm I think--”
“KAY EYUS.” Alexis screamed, grabbing the girl by the scruff of the neck. “Y’all ken go dawn to duh next ceyull!”
“Why do you want me to go to the next cell, that’s suspicious, are you the killer? I don’t think you killed people. But of COURSE you killed people! That’s why your in jail and--” Alexis threw KS into the next cell over while the warden relocked and closed both cell doors. “WAIT! Don’t put me in here! You guys are so fun to talk to!”
“Y’all ken thaynk mey fur dat, n what do you think about deyum applurs n’ oinges Kimilia?” Alexis turned around not hearing the response. “Kiyum? HEY HEY HEY KIYUM were b yew?” A golden and red flash could be seen before Kimilia, the G-teamer, appeared outside the jail. In her hand she help a replica of the golden and red masque. Kimilia had been proven innocent.
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Inasanemonkey1230 smiled as it was time again for her nightly phone conversation with K I N G S H O Y. And now, with Hirun out of the picture she wouldn’t have to worry about Shoy needing to share the phone. They called and began to chat, the CK heard almost every word.
“Oh Shoy-poo! I love you so! Can we have a sleepover next week to make muffins?” Monkey asked as a terrible sawing noise came from above. “What are my neighbors doing up there?”
“I dunno…” Shoy answered to both questions. “With this killer out and about I don’t think it would be such a good idea…”
“Yeah,” Monkey interrupted. “I’ve been to scared to leave the house so I’ve been stuck here all day!” She shook a fist at the ceiling. “KEEP IT DO--AAAAAH!” A freshly cut square of ceiling and floor began to fall down and land on inasane, crushing her body and leaving the phone open and out of reach of the ceiling.
Shoy called out. “Monkey? …. Monkey?! NOO! I’LL GET YOU FOR THIS KILLER!!!”
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Meiko_Michan and Kitty Krazy died in a tea party accident. The whites will never be the same.

Merty was jailed, Inasanemonkey1230 was killed, Kimilia, a G-Teamer, was set free, and Meiko_Michan and Kitty Krazy went inactive.
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Sorry for the late update.
Voting ends tomorrow at 9 EST. Usual voting system. If someone could PM Kimilia to remind her she’s back in the game that would be super keen. <3
Crazed Killer! Send me a kill! G-Teamers send me a save! Masque! Hang tight!

“Oh Ezzy…” The Crazed Killer walked towards the cornered Anael De Ezra. “I have a little confession to make… I’m…” She pulled off her mask to reveal the brown emo hair and the cowhide hat.
“Alexis Texas?“ Ezra’s eyes widened as she pulled out a pen and paper from her pocket and held it out to the woman in front of her.
“No you dunderhead!” She smacked Ezzy’s hands, forcing her to drop the two items. “It’s me! Egotistical Moose!”
“Ego? No… you wouldn’t… how could you kill all those innocent people?! I mean… Doox I understand but… why?” She shook her head in fear.
“Doox was just for fun. You’d do it to if you were in my shoes. But I did it… I did it so the limelight would be on me! I put the egotistical in Egotistical Moose, you know, and I intend to become famous! Movies about my life! About my killings! Gaia Cinema’s will never be the same once my beautiful face hit’s the stage! But I‘m not ready to be caught yet! So, Ezra, see you in he--”
Ezra had pulled apart her trench coat to reveal her wirings. “I’ve got it all on tape. The police will be here shortly.” Ezra laughed. “You’ve lost, Ego.”
Ego was stunned, she dropped the dagger she had planned for Ezra and stumbled back. “How… how did you find me so quickly.?”
“Elementary, my dear Moosey, the fact that you didn’t kill Doox immediately was a clue that it either was someone who didn’t know Doox or someone who didn’t want it to be obvious that it was them… That and Alexis Texas saw you running out of the auditorium yesterday.”
Ego smacked herself in the head. “How could I have let this slip through my fingers?!” The door busted open and the GCDers entered the room. Kimilia, Moo Ell, and Akai_Uchiha, the G-Teamers walked forwards, putting Ego into her handcuffs as the masque herself, Heart Shaped Toastie, picked Ego up and carried her into the back of the cop car. As she drove off a few of the GCDer’s stepped forwards and broke out into song.
“What does this mean?” Asked Otakkun as the Sgers began to question.
“What is this feeling, so sudden and new?
Felt it the moment I laid eyes on [Q]!
My pulse is rushing!” Started Otakkun as Merriwether joined.
“My head is reeling!” Wrendraith and The_Clown joined.
“My face is flushing!” All the GCDers joined in.
“What is this feeling, fervid as a flame?
Does it have a name?”
“Yes!” Moo Ell chimed in as the GCDers finally named the tune.
“Winning! Once in six games fin’ly winning! For the first time in six games! Lets just say we hazard some luuuuuuuck!”
Toastie came running back from the cop car. “Ego escaped the car!”
Gasps and screams came from the crowd as Zanaroo screamed out a question. “How?!”
Toastie slumped her head and answered. “I… don’t know! I arrived at the jail and went to let her out and… all the was left was her handcuffs and… this…” She held out a note and Roy Salamandra grabbed it to read it aloud.
“Dear GCDers,
Congratulations, you’ve finally won a game, it took you… how long was it? But you finally did it. I’m so proud of you all. You may be wondering where I’ve gone… well… I’ll tell you that I guess. I’m gone, oh, no, don’t worry. I’m not coming after you guys. I’ve moved on to bigger territory. MTV’s Hollywood. I won’t be back.
XOXO
Egotistical Moose.”
And with that, the terror that had tortured Sniper Town was gone, but could the remaining citizens repair the damage?

The End…?
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Thank you for letting me host this game. It was great! Special thanks to everyone who helped me. Thanks to Ego, Shoy, Monkey, Toastie, Nymphie, Moo Ell, Lexii, Insom, Sin, and Q plus all the others I forgot who helped me make this game work out.
If there's any advice I can give to anyone hoping to be GM, it's gonna be that I urge you to go for it. It's fun but it's also stressful. There've been so many times when I thought about asking Zaeyde or Hirun or Shoy or someone to take over the game. Make sure you've got the time for the game. Don't let anyone get in your way. Make the game your own.
Please give me feedback on the game and on the role of the Masque. I'm really hoping the Masque will become a permanent part of the game.
Congratulations GCSGers or Game XXI
Also, ANTI KUDOS to you ALL for NOT MAKING AN ALEXIS TEXAS MULE. D:

Also if anyone wants to use Alexis Texas as the jailbird in their game feel free. She's so fun to write for!