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 Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 3:44 pm
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?'
The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir?
We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.
The amazed father asks: 'It 's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:
'Sir... Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls.
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Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 4:04 pm
I think my father told me this joke. He changed a little bit, since I was only seven at the time, but it was still funny. This version is a good deal better. mrgreen
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Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 2:40 pm
it was funny till i read the last word O.o scary.... poor Ken xd
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Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 5:14 pm
I always knew Barbie was a psychopathic fiend....
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Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 8:56 am
No s**t Hellsing she was a real ball buster no doubt but that joke was funny.
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Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 5:51 pm
If barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
lol Nice joke.
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