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Why are you taking another shuffle quiz?
Come Back Brighter - Reef
Whut.

What's currently in your fridge?
Dust of Butterflies - Cul de Sac
I am a secret witch.

Your biggest nightmare?
Tom Waits - The Fall of Troy
Hehe, nah. I kinda like the guy.

What place would you like to visit?
Elf Tower New Mexico - Coheed and Cambria
Sure why not.

A reason to commit suicide?
I Cannot Escape the Darkness - Those Poor Bastards
Well. That just about cuts it.

Why are we here?
Vague Illusions - Cult of Luna
None of it's reeeeeal maaaaaaan.

Something you never dared to say to anyone?
Something in the Way - Nirvana
moar whut.

One Thing the world doesn't really need?
The Warning - Nine Inch Nails
Bleak.

What's your biggest unfulfilled wish?
The Last Laugh - Iced Earth
I swear, every time I try grab it somebody else laughs right after.

If you could invent something what would it be?
Rockets Collide - The Quill
Boom.

The last thing you say before you die?
Refuse to Bow Down - Black Label Society
Haha oh wow.

What's your destiny?
Written in Blood - Fleshcrawl
Uh. That's more... 'In what medium is your destiny available for view?'.

What do you do when your alone in an elevator?
Sorcerers - Angel Witch
I told you. I am a secret witch. And as such, I ******** sorcerers.

Why do people go fishing?
Control - The Quill
That's right, it's all about the powertrip.
These ******** fish answer to me, y'hear?

What would you do with your slaves?
The Shits - Kathleen Turner Overdrive
Human toilets FTW

Is there a man on the moon?
Phantom Lord - Metallica
Ooh spooky.

What does hell look like?
Dirt - Alice in Chains
Nice and simple.

About what would you like to write a book?
This Could Be Anywhere In The World - Alexisonfire
Makes sense to me.

The best thing ever is...
First Blood - Evile
Kinky.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Trail of the Dead - Dismember
Um. It was on a killing spree and it had finished with everybody on the previous side of the street..?

Why do you listen to music?
A Huge Cataclysm - Kronos
That's right. Something really bad happened.

What do you do when your alone and no one is watching?
A Day by the Lake - Disillusion
Oh the fun I have.

Why are other people so stupid?
Descending Winters - Swallow the Sun
Yes, you see, the worse winters we have... The more stupid people become. I mean, obviously.

Last thing you ate?
Last Flowers - Radiohead
They were delicious.

Why is the grass green?
Sunspots - Nine Inch Nails
Ah, it's all so clear now.

Your phone's ringing, but who's on the other end?
Cosmonaut - At the Drive-in
We have the craziest little chats.

What should you stop doing?
The New Order - Testament
Yeah. Setting up a secret, malicious, one-world government is hard work.

A word of advice to the readers of this quiz?
Papyrus Containing the Spell to Preserve its Possessor Against Attacks from He Who is in the Water - Nile
Uh.
There you go.

If you reached the top of Mt. Everest you would scream:
Ashes - The Prophecy
Man. I'm so dark, yo.

The next time you stand in front of a group of people you'll say?
Jars - Downthesun
And they'll be like, 'Whut?'.

Your favorite thing to say when drunk is?
Heartache - Converge
Yeah, I'm one of those needy emotional HOLD ME drunks.
True story.

Your message to the world?
Set Me on Fire - Type O Negative
That's right. Light me up, entertain me.

What you think of your best friend?
Almost Honest - Megadeth
Burn.

Your deepest secret?
Invisible - Anthrax
Mhm. All those pics of me? Nah.
I was just using my powers of invisibility to take pics of some kid.
Constantly.

Your innermost desire?
This Apparatus Must be Unearthed - The Mars Volta
Damn straight it must. I'm not about to rest until it is.

Your oldest memory of life makes you think?
Omnious Bloodvomit - Bloodbath
Yeah.

Somewhere in your wedding vows you'll include
Revelations - Sensory Drive
Lol.

On your deathbed you'll whisper
There's Something on My Side - Down
Probably a tumor.

Your friends say behind your back
Loosley of Amoebas - Farmakon
Doesn't make much sense, does it?
Exactly.

Your opinion of Myspace
Sculpting the Throne ov Seth - Behemoth
Setting forth a precedent for the end of all things, eh?
I'm on to you Tom...

When you wake up in the morning you mutter..
The Longest Last Statement - Norma Jean
It's good to practice talking in the morning.

If you found yourself lost on a desert island you'd yell
You Burn First - Alexisonfire
Hahaha.

Right now your feelings are..
Like Coming Home - Khoma
Hm.

Your life's soundtrack
I Would Have Left You - Reef
Aha.

The day you fall in love will be the day that...
The Pretender - Foo Fighters
Self-burn.

You scream during sex
Heart and Soul - Joy Division
Because I'm sweet like that.

Your farewell message to the readers of this
Release - Pearl Jam