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 Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 1:45 pm
I think he's awesome to be honest
In my English class, we're constantly telling jokes
Any of you got Chuck Norris jokes?
I, Maggot Juice, have pretty much taken over this thread seeing as 1) the original poster is no longer active and 2) we need more active, fun threads on the first pages.
Please only post one joke at a time >_>
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Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 9:52 pm
when Chuck Norris jumps in the water he doesnt get wet. the water get Chuck Norris...
Chuck Norris tears can cure cancer...to bad he never crys.
when Chuck Norris Snaps your neck it dont mean he doesnt like u. hes jsut saying hello
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Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:14 pm
not any that everyone else hasnt already heard. i know a lot if dead baby jokes though. how od u get 10 new born babies into a bucket? blender. how do u get em out? tortilla chips. whats red, slimey and crawling up a leg. a homesick abortion. oh oh a BLIND guy walks into a fish market and takes a big whiff and says. *hello ladies* hhaaa.... razz
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Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:48 pm
Chuck Norris isnt afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 4:45 pm
Why doesnt Chuck Norris grow hair on his balls?
Because steel doesnt grow hair
ROFL
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Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 12:20 pm
chuck noris can slam a revolving door
chuck noris weres bajamas batman weres chuck noris bajamas
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Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 1:46 pm
Chuck Norris can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 1:47 pm
Chuck Norris can believe its not butter.
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Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:11 pm
The reason Chuck Noris dosn't shave is because under his beard is another fist.
Chuck Noris counted to infinity. Twice.
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Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:16 pm
1. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
2. When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 5:30 pm
Chuck Norris Doesn't Have Sperm He Has Tiny White Ninja That Seek And Destroy
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