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 Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 7:13 pm
Many of you remember Raike's original Corrupt a Wish, which died in July. I have chose to bring it back. The rules are simple: make a wish, and twist the words in a way that makes it like the person never gets it. Then after corrupting, ask for a wish.
Example:
Wish: I wish for a million dollars.
Good Corruption: It's all in pennies and lands on your head.
Bad Corruption: A cow says moo.
So, basically, your corruption has to make sense AND has to do with the wish. Also, specifically at tehdrummer, NO SPAMMING!!!!
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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 7:14 pm
I'll start...
I wish that McCain doesn't become president.
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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 7:31 pm
granted
but now rod bloglivich takes the seat in senate and takes the state of Illinois down with him
i wish that we found a clean energy source
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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 7:36 pm
Granted! But little kiddies used up all the hydrogen doing weird crazy stuff.
I wish I had my EVGA 8800GT Superclocked Edition Video card.
I actually do plan on getting it this year so wish me luck. with the additon of a Logitech G11 Gaming keyboard
and Z0mg NFSUnlimited has this game too!
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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:41 pm
Granted, but it randomly combusts as you boot the computer up.
I wish I was a music wiz. 3nodding
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Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 10:59 am
Granted, but you're burned at the stake for referring to yourself as a wiz.
I wish I didn't need to wear my glasses so high up on my face.
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Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 2:20 pm
pathetic_negi_magician Granted, but you're burned at the stake for referring to yourself as a wiz. I wish I didn't need to wear my glasses so high up on my face. Granted but they are too low and they fall off and break. Later you step on a piece of the lens and bleed to death. I wish we didn't have to play speedball in gym tomorrow.
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Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 4:05 pm
Granted, but you are forced to play water polo with a punch of pros and drown.
I wish that I could kill anyone and get away with it...
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Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 6:27 pm
Granted, but moments after your death you realize the folly of getting away with your own death.
I wish I was fire proof.
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Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 6:43 pm
Granted, But you still die by battery acid gloves.
I wish I had a credit card.
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Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:30 pm
Granted, but now your up to your neck in debt! you now live under a bridge...they call you smelly KraZyAmmo.
I wish i had robot legs
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Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:33 pm
Granted!... but they're not covered by your insurance, and give you problems every step of the way.
I wish homework did itself.
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Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:39 pm
Granted, but it does F level work.
I wish we didn't have English as a subject...
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Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:46 pm
Granted. Now it's Japanese.
I wish I was right.
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Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:48 pm
Granted... but gypsy people steal you and make you tell peoples fortunes all day long, because you are never wrong
I wish i knew where my pants are
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