Yuu Yuudai: Hello everyone I'm Yuu Yuudai and here is our mosh pit master, MAUSH! *headbangs*
Maush: *looks weirdly at Yuu* Dude, what the ******** is wrong with you?
Yuu Yuudai: Well all our viewers and fans voted for Tokyo Tuesday, and I'm representin'!
Maush: The only thing you're representin' is the queer side of America, just like Hawthorne Heights.
Yuu Yuudai: ...
(Silence)
Yuu Yuudai: Anyways, onto the contest, and then you can get your metal meltdown! WOOO!
The contest starts tomorrow! Make your best avi involving only ONE of last month's MCs and ONLY ONE of it. Remember to try and make it focus around that item. No worries though as I will not be casting my vote until the end...unless it ends up tying one and then I won't be casting one at all. I will only cast a vote to end a tie breaker! These are the rules for this month's MC avitar contest. You may cast in only one Avi and the winner will get an envelope containing this month's MC's. Do what you wish with it. Open it, sell it, save it...or give it to me! Hahahaha, just kidding. And now to Maush with the first METAL MELTDOWN!!! m/
Maush: ******** kick a**. Now we're talking, but before you get your metal fix...I'd like you to meet my groupies, Veronica and Mercedes.
Groupies: Hi guys!
Maush: Coming in at number 10 is Demon Hunter with their song, Undying. Yes this Christian metal band will have you throwing your fist in the air, though leaving something to crave in the headbanging department.
Veronica: My hair hits me in the eyes when I headbang.
Maush: It also hits me in the eyes when you're "headbanging." Coming in at number 9 is Lacuna Coil with their song, Closer. I would love to be closer to their lead singer.
Mercedes: I want to be closer to you, Maush!
Maush: Right after the show and I guarantee it. Coming in at number 8 is Static-X and their song Destroyer! It proved itself as a Destroyer this week making all the way to number 8 considering my library is well over 7K songs!
Mercedes: I once ******** their ex member Tripp...
Maush: Might want to keep that down. That case is still being investigated. Coming in at number 7 is Funeral for Yesterday by Kittie. I tell you...
Veronica: I once had a threesome with Morgan, but she dumped me afterwards.
Maush: Whoa girl, the fans don't need to hear your horror stories. Moving on to number 6, Move It by Dope. Later you two ladies are going to give the fans a nice number to that one...by fans I of course mean me.
Groupies: *look at each other* Awwwww yeeeaaah!
Maush: Number 5, ADIDAS by KoRn, though I don't dream it I do it. All pun intended!
Veronica: All ladies should ******** a rockstar, I've never itched so much.
Maush: No one heard that. Moving on to number 4. Marilyn Manson claims this spot with the New s**t! This is the song parents ban because it is just too awesome...and teaches them "bad" things. By no means is sex bad!
Mercedes: It is the best thing in the world. *she travels off in space just staring at Maush and making obscene gestures*
Maush: One down, one to go. Coming in at (hehe, I said coming) number 3 is Hanger 18 by Megadeth! This comes in at number 3 because the music videos have aliens in them, just like someone we all know!
Veronica: I don't! Not fair! I want to ******** an alien!
Maush: Too bad, he's out of this world. Dir en grey hits number 2 this week with their song, Lie Buried With a Vengence! I don't know much of what they are saying in there, but there is nothing better you can toss yourself in to the mosh pit to than this song!
Veronica: I get groped a lot in mosh pits.
Maush: You get groped every day! Finally, coming in in the number one spot is....Pure Hatred by Chimaira! This band is taking metal to an all new level just like Pantera and Slayer before them. This song is the right song no matter where you are when you're pissed and just want to display anger in anyway possible. Just scream it in your head at people, scream directly at people to this song...or just kick their a** and tell them you thought you were in a mosh pit! Well that's it for the first Metal Meltdown. As a little word of advice, be sure you get your own groupies!
Groupies: We're fun heart heart heart *wink*
Yuu Yuudai: That concludes this week contest and Metal Meltdown. Be sure you submit your avi by the 15th! Oh, and you may use tektek to create it. Remember though, one monthly and only one of that monthly (for this month) and no evolving items. Cash shop items are game! Have fun, be creative...and don't dress like a jrocker
