What If?
Wuvuvu and Kesisi, Explosive ParalysisA pale green Keronian with his face half-covered sat quietly outside, near Giroro's tent. He was being patient, whatever it is that his twin needed could take awhile. He just couldn't believe how early in the morning he had to get up. She had him up an hour before sun-rise to go see this strange fellow she'd been talking about. He'd been in this same spot for an hour or two.
She appeared to know the guy pretty well and he was from the Pekopon invasion force, but something wasn't right about that guy. At any sound of distress he would be down there as fast as his legs would take him.
"Hey Kesisi!" his similarly pale green sister poked her head out the door, "Come check this out!"
Kesisi stood and followed his sister inside as Giroro poked his head out from his tent.
As Kesisi followed behind his tomboy sister into the house and then the base he began to wonder to himself: This really was the base of the Pekopon invasion force, it seemed pretty large. It was a pretty good spot too, who would expect it to be under a Pekoponian's home? The house look liked someone lived there though, that made him wonder even more about the place.
"So it's going to be done sometime in the next week." Wuvuvu spoke up in her full-woman's voice, she looked back at him, "So we'll have to find a place to hang around for awhile."
Kesisi nodded, "That's to be expected. I'm sure we'll be fine, we've got plenty of money on us." he paused, "So...who is this guy again?"
"How many times do I have to say it? He's a good friend of mine, perfectly..well sort of...harmless."
"I don't trust him at all!"
"I know you don't. Which is exactly why I'm dragging you down here to meet him..sort of.."
"I don't want to meet the guy!" he looked to be rather annoyed, though the bottom half of his face couldn't be seen.
"
And I'm sure
you want to look around here as much as
I do." she knew he wasn't going to like the idea of meeting him. Day one was simply for an energy test, she wouldn't have to meet back up with Kururu for another hour.
"...did you even ask permission?"
"No, but I'm sure he won't mind."
"...how can we be sure the rest of the platoon won't mind?"
Wuvuvu shrugged.
"How can you be so irresponsible?!" Kesisi shouted.
Wuvuvu sighed, "Its just this
one time. We haven't had any fun in awhile anyway."
---
"Uncle! There are two intruders in the base!" Angol Mois informed Keroro quickly, bringing up the image of Wuvuvu and Kesisi to the front of the control room.
Giroro entered the room at that moment, "No one has guests do they?" It was strange that they acted as if they were permitted inside.
Both Keroro and Giroro looked to Tamama.
"Ah! I didn't invite anyone here!" Tamama shook his head.
"Kururu Socho! Do you know anything about this?" Though he knew it was very unlikely.
"He's not in the room, Keroro." Giroro pointed out.
Keroro groaned lightly and sent contact to him, "Kururu! Do you have any guests over?" Keroro knew he didn't and Giroro didn't seem to know.
Kururu was in the middle of working, "Eh?" he paused and thought a moment, "I don't know what you're talking about." This could be interesting.
---
Wuvuvu and Kesisi stared into one of the rooms.
"They...actually have a room...for this?!" Wuvuvu half questioned.
"...seems to be...full of Gunpla." He was the first to step inside.
"I hope this is to mask over some kind of super-weapon..." Wuvuvu followed him, looking around. Everything appeared to be pretty harmless. She walked up to one of the cases, "They look pretty darn real..." She simply opened it and pulled the model out, "Feels real enough too." she turned to her brother, "Are these guys just sitting around building these things?" she tossed it to the side.
"Well every soldier has to have leisure time you know..."
"Well they must have an awful lot of it." she joined him at the other side of the room.
"Hey! How dare you come in here and make a mess of things!" Keroro shouted from the door.
Wuvuvu and Kesisi looked at him. He sure looked angry.
Wuvuvu shrugged, "It was only one thing...I could just blow the place up."
Keroro growled, "What are you doing in here anyway?!"
Kesisi started to respond, his sister didn't let him get even a half a word out.
"No particular reason...just wondering how strong you guys really are." Wuvuvu grinned and shouted her every word to him, "Looks like you're pretty lazy to me!"
"Wuvuvu are you trying to start something?!"
"Beats me." she whispered back with a shrug.
Kesisi stared at her as she headed for the door, how could she not know?!
Wuvuvu stopped and looked down after hearing a 'crunch!' She picked up the model she tossed aside before, "Ugh...seems I broke it's legs." she laughed, "Oh...that's kind of funny!" She looked forward calmly as Keroro lunged at her, shouting something about doing it on purpose.
Kesisi was in his way in a flash, first bumping him out of the way. At the second attempt for an attack, Kesisi reach forward a total of four times. One for each arm and leg. Keroro collapsed to the floor.
Wuvuvu dragged Kesisi out the door as he had tried to apologize.
---
"Uncle are you alright?!" Mois pulled Keroro into her arms.
"My arms and legs won't move, no matter how hard I try!" he growled and then shouted, "How am I supposed to build gunpla later like this?!" Tamama was filled with fury and jealousy, why doesn't that woman just go away?! Tamama watched the two of them, 'If I go and defeat the two that destroyed his Gunpla and a paralyzed him, I'll all kinds of praise from him.' he thought to himself with a grin.
---
"So this is a shooting range huh?" Wuvuvu looked around, "I'd be lucky to hit someone standing two inches in front of me..." she mumbled with her arms crossed.
Kesisi laughed, "You're not
that bad."
"Wanna bet?" Wuvuvu smiled, she dared not touch a gun though, a lot of them anymore were laser powered and she couldn't tell them apart right away. "Eh lets move on..."
"Why so soon?"
"Come on there really isn't that much to look at here Kesisi."
"If you say so..."
Wuvuvu turned around and almost took a 'Tamama Impact' to the face, she landed on the floor in the dodging process.
"Wuvuvu! Are you alright?!" Kesisi ran up to her.
She stood, "Just fine." she looked at Tamama, "A bit young aren't you?"
"I won't forgive you for hurting Gunso-san!" Tamama was visibly preparing another impact.
Kesisi put up a shield at the last moment of the next blast, bouncing it back at him.
Tamama dived out of the way, and the moment he tried to get up, he'd become paralyzed.
"Sorry! I don't mean to be any trouble!" Kesisi called, being dragged out again.
Wuvuvu let go of him, "Kesisi you should really stop being so concerned about someone that's trying to injure or kill you..."
"I can't help it really..." he looked down at the floor.
"...don't worry about it. I think we should go a head and head down that way now. He should be done soon." she stretched. She was a little disappointed. Kesisi jumped in both times they'd been attacked, she didn't get a chance at all. There would be other chances...but Kesisi was so boring. He never let battles drag out, he just runs in and gets the job done. Wuvuvu sighed.
'So that one must be the most dangerous of the two...' Giroro was keeping close to the intruders. 'I should still watch his partner...'
"Geez this place is boring...you think they have any Pekoponian slaves we could torment or something?"
"Wuvuvu that's too mean..."
"Come on, I wouldn't be too mean to them. Just enough to be an annoyance..."
"But still..."
Wuvuvu was silent for a moment, and started to look to the side before hearing gun fire, directed at them. Both Wuvuvu and Kesisi began to sprint backwards, "Kesisi you go ahead of back there, I'll take care of it." she spoke without taking her eyes off of the sudden appearance of Giroro.
Though unsure, Kesisi quietly followed her instructions.
Wuvuvu turned around and started running at full speed. Kesisi was faster than her as usual, it was perfect. She turned a corner the moment she ran across one.
"I won't let you escape!" Giroro shouted as he followed her. Not even half a second after turning the corner an explosion sent him to the opposing side of the wall sending him into yet another explosion which bounced him to the other side where one more explosion occurred.
Giroro growled as he looked ahead of him, she was still in the area, he still had a chance to catch her!
Kesisi felt he had a good distance on his sister, though he had no idea where he was going. He looked behind him and wondered how long it would be before she'd come find him, that is if she would be alright.
"Oh? Kesisi, what are you doing here?"
Kesisi turned his head, "Zeroro? Is that you?"
Dororo walked up to him, "Of coarse."
"I haven't seen you in so long! How have you been?"
"Fine I suppose."
"Kesisi!! Why aren't you moving?!" Wuvuvu shouted from the end of the hall as explosions echoed through it. Giroro came from the smoke, not far behind at all, in fact he was gaining on her.
"I didn't think you'd follow the exact same path!" he shouted back in his defense.
Wuvuvu pushed her legs to the limit and upon seemingly passing him, she grabbed Kesisi's wrist.
Kesisi immediately grabbed Dororo not a second too late for the explosion that occurred right behind the three of them. Kesisi already knew she was trying to use the smoke to cover her trail, but her carrying two others behind her would do no good. Kesisi let go of the confused Dororo when he felt it was safe, "I'll have to talk to you later!"
Several explosions later the two stopped to rest and think.
While on the look out Wuvuvu looked around the halls, "Geez..."
"What is it?" Kesisi looked in the opposing direction.
"I think we're lost..." She crossed her arms, "It might be hard to explain to that guy whats going on too..." she took a deep breath and looked to Kesisi, "You think if I deafen him...?"
Kesisi shook his head, "We've caused enough trouble already. Lets just get you back to that g--"
"Ku Ku Ku, there you are."
Wuvuvu turned around, "Oh, hey Kururu."
"Your late as usual." Kururu started past them before Wuvuvu started to follow with her slightly annoyed brother behind her.
Wuvuvu laughed a little, "I'm usually like that."
"Wuvuvu we're always late though. There's no "usually" about it!"
---
Wuvuvu stood next to Kururu in his lab, "This sounds nothing like the usual and it seems like a good idea...but what about the charge?"
"Don't worry about that right now."
Kesisi sighed as he leaned on the wall next to the lab's entrance. He made the choice to make it look like he trusted the guy, rather than get on his sister's nerves. Kesisi decided upon moving to a different spot.
"So you'll be needing this?" Wuvuvu pointed to her belt before she took it off with a light amount of trouble.
Kururu took it, "You will be fine for a week without it?" though he didn't really care.
Wuvuvu looked at the computer screen, "I'll live. It's just there for looks anyway." she stated, even though feeling naked was already bugging her.
After hearing a scream both Kururu and Wuvuvu looked towards the entrance before they decided to check it out.
They came upon Giroro on the floor, completely out of it. Kesisi standing right next to him, "I guess I have to apologize when he come to...but I really had no choice...." he crouched beside him, "You're pretty dangerous..."
"Aww Kesisi..." Wuvuvu groaned, "You always get the last blow!"
Kesisi looked to Wuvuvu and simply shrugged.
----Finished----