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 Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 2:21 am
Come post the cheesiest jokes you can!!
A man walks into a restaurant and order a bowl of soup, the waiter soon brings it out to him and the as the waiter walks away the man says:
Man: Waiter!
waiter: yes sir? How can I help you?
Man: I want you to taste this soup
Waiter:Why is it cold?
Man: Just taste the soup
Waiter: What? Is it too hot?
Man: Please just taste the soup!
Waiter: Whats wrong with it sir?
Man: Nothing now will you taste the soup!?
Waiter: Alright Alright! ill taste the soup! Wheres the spoon?
Hahaha thats a real groaner once you get it
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Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 1:00 am
man walk into a bar and says ow.
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Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:33 am
a man walks into a bar with a giraffe. and they just get wasted, the giraffe falls over. the man goes over to leave, the bartender says "hey, you cant leave that lyin there!" the man says its not a lion, its a giraffe.
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Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 8:55 pm
'Penguin Bar' Jokes are the worst.. if anyone has ever had a Penguin chocolate bar..
They consist of jokes like:
What do Penguins wear on their heads? ICE-CAPS!
What do Eskimos use to goto the toilet? IGLOOS!
those are off the top of my head and probably more funnier than penguin bar jokes actually rolleyes .
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Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 11:09 am
Eskimos use igloo to repair there faulty ig's
What's Black and white and red all over? The penguin who didn't make it across the road!! (this is mine)
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Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 9:11 am
Just look at Laffy Taffy wrappers.
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Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:03 am
Whats brown and sticky?
A stick =P
Dirty dirty jokes. For clean minded people.. Thank you to my grandad.. he's full of brown and sticky stuff.. rolleyes
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Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 10:38 am
Hers's a funny riddle...
What goes in hard & pink and comes out soft & sticky?
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For all you gutter-minded people, it's not what you think it is. It's BUBBLE GUM! Hah! lame but that's all I got.
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Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 12:46 pm
People wears pajamas with picture of Superman, but Superman wears pajamas with picture of Chuck Norris...
People Looks under bed if there isnt monster hiding under it....
,but monsters looks under their bed if there aint Chuck Norris...
Chuck Norris tears can heal everything....
shame he never cried....
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.....
When Chuck Norris ges swimming.....he dont get wet...the water gets chucked..
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Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:42 am
What do you call someone who has a wooden head?
Edwood.
What do you call someone who has two wooden heads?
Edwood Woodwood!
xDD *cracks up for the 313th time*
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Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 3:26 pm
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
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Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 12:02 am
Singystar94 What do you call a fish with no eyes? - - - - - - - - - fsh ......bad HUUUUUUUUUUUUH?? I don getit. sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 8:43 pm
Gah, some of these are lame beyond reason. XD
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Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 3:40 am
Rosabell Red Singystar94 What do you call a fish with no eyes? - - - - - - - - - fsh ......bad HUUUUUUUUUUUUH?? I don getit. sweatdrop I got it, I'll word it differently. What do you call a fish without "I's" Fsh.
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