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 Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 6:34 pm
We love puns of all shapes and size, right? Right! So, post you're corny [ or down right funny ] one's here.
I will admit I'm good at making some bad puns that, well, aren't too terribly funny unless you like bad jokes.
>>I hate graphing, what's the point?!
Orchestra puns!
>>So, in orchestra we were playing these two Bach pieces back to back. My orchestra instructor said that we're going to play them "Bach to Bach."
>>The 2nd violins [ they play the harmony of the piece ] had to play a 'B' on the g-string for the instructor so he could tell if pitch was right. He said they sounded like a "bunch of buzzing bees."
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Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 1:43 pm
-> "I really don't want to go bowling, I rather go golfing." "Well if you 'putt' it that way, we will!"
Retarded, I know. It was the only one I could think of.
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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 4:20 pm
JB-Bratt -> "I really don't want to go bowling, I rather go golfing." "Well if you 'putt' it that way, we will!" Retarded, I know. It was the only one I could think of.
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Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:23 pm
(long one I know but its still a pun)
A gander's new wife fell into a volcano when they were at there honey moon in Hawaii. When he got back he went drinking with his buddies. They could tell he was upsety and asked him to explain. "He turned and looked at them and said teary eyed, "My goose is cooked."
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:42 pm
"Hey mr bathroom sign guy!!" "i have a name u know...." "what is it?" "John" haha =P
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Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 5:51 am
My old Advanced English teacher was talking about exploration and travel because of Robinson Crusoe (by Daniel DeFoe).
"What was the height of tall ships?"
:'3 I was the only one who laughed, because even the teacher didn't realise she'd said that.
Me and my friend Gillian went to a coffee shop for lunch once and when the guy handed over the drinks I said "Thanks A'latte" , only to later realise they were mocha's... confused
I know more! D: I just can't seem to think of them right now...
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Conservative Businesswoman
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Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 4:11 pm
read piers anthony if you like puns xanth is the series...
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Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 4:52 pm
i go into a coffee shop (sorry for yet another coffee pun) and the clerk says "is that a new pair of pants?"
i said "yes"
"well what kind are they?" said the clerk
i said "mochachinos"
i know, terrible pun
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Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 6:30 pm
it's the first day of a new race horses career. the stable owner takes the horse to the stable and says "alright, time to meet the new neighbors"
lol
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