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 Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 9:44 pm
This is a random short love story written by me and Sadist randomly over many private messages. Because it is so awesome we have decided to share it with you.
The Introduction
[Charming_Sadist: ]
Congratulations, Doctor Reynolds! People magazine has voted you sexiest man of the year!
[Daska:]
: D !
Does this mean that Dr. Reynold and Ava can totally be a couple now? cool
[Charming_Sadist]
Totally! They'll be the new Bradjelina. We will call them... Rava.
[Daska:]
Sweet, I'll write a fanfic about it. It will be epic!
[Charming_Sadist]
Yay! Riles will go sob into his pillow, eat chocolates and get a new T.V show.
[Daska:]
Riles won't exist in my fanfic. It will just be Dr. Reynold and Ava. heart
[Charming_Sadist:]
Oo, that's so hot. heart heart heart
[Daska:]
It will be way to hot for gaia. heart
[Charming_Sadist:]
Definitely.
Oh, and I love how the sexiest man alive-- Reynold-- just ignored Heyburn who thinks he's SO important. Ava should eat him. After shagging Reynold.
The start of a Wonderful Life
[Daska]
I have a better idea. They can both eat him at a candle lit dinner. Then afterwards they can go find a beach and hold hands and skip off into the sunset.
[Charming_Sadist]
That's so romantic! I love it. Their children will be so beautiful.
[Daska]
Their children will be the most beautiful creatures in the world. They will have a girl and a boy. Because Ava is a lycan and Dr. Reynold isn't their children will be half Lycan, half human, and half toaster. So the girl will have long dark black silkly flowing hair and gleams in the moonlight and in the sunlight, and is always perfect. Her eyes will be golden and will change to reflect her emotions! All the guys will want her and all the girls will want her too. Her name will be Mary Sue Reynold.
The boy will look just like the girl minus the breasts. Because you know they're twins! Except for some strange reason he will have wolf ears when his sister doesn't! Then everyone will hate him and he will blame Ava and get become and depressed. Also his name will be Gary Stu Reynold.
It will be Awesome!
[Charming_Sadist]
And their family pet will be a bunny rabbit! But then Ava will accidently eat it and scar the children for life, but she won't care because she's SO HAPPY with her loving hubby, who takes her to shows every weekend and buys her flowers all the time.
[Daska]
On the weekends they can leave their children at home and go off to a different country like Disney Land. They'll spend all day there all night! Because Dr. Reynold hardly ever sleeps and becasue they are now married Ava will hardly ever sleep too.
[Charming_Sadist]
Yes. She doesn't like sleep anyway, because that's when she remembers all of the terrible things she's done, and that's not good for a person's mental well being. Because they are married, Reynold should start sharing some of Ava's interests. She'll teach him to hunt, using Mickey Mouse as their prey.
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 10:08 pm
Prison, Escape, and an Island
[Charming_Sadist]
Yes. She doesn't like sleep anyway, because that's when she remembers all of the terrible things she's done, and that's not good for a person's mental well being. Because they are married, Reynold should start sharing some of Ava's interests. She'll teach him to hunt, using Mickey Mouse as their prey.
[Daska]
Of course they're start sharing the same interests! That's what happens when people get married their personalites fuse into one. Anywas Ava will teach him how to hunt and will do such a good job of teaching him. Mickey Mouse will be stalked and killed and taken home for another candle lit dinner. They're have so much money that they will be able to do whatever they want and whenever they want! None of them will have to work because they have so much money!
But one horrible day the police will find out about how they murdered Mickey Mouse and they will arrest Ava, and take her to prison. Then Dr. Reynold will be heart broken. But he'll be really smart and get arrested too by killing Donald Duck so he coudl be put in the same prison. Then they will both break out of prison and hold hands once again and run off into the sunset. It will be like prison break but only sexier.
[Charming_Sadist]
Yes. But they'll have some trouble breaking out, because Reynold will be looking over the list of guards they have to watch out for on each floor AND THEN HE'LL REALIZE THEY'RE IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER! The guards will hear his thoughts and attack! Luckily, Ava ate Winter before leaving the camps, so she absorbed her awesome kung-fu power. So she'll put the beat down on the guards!
After they escape, they'll go into hiding on a beautiful island in the middle of the ocean. They'll go snorkling and fight sharks and hold hands and smooch.
[Daska]
Dr. Reynold will collect all of the coconuts that fall from the trees and will use their shells to build a huge 50 storie house for his true love Ava. Everyday the sun will raise and cast its beams on the shell house making the house appear to light up and glow and sparkle. The first morning Ava sees this she will be in shock.
Ava: "It's so beautiful I can't believe you made this for me!"
Dr. Reynold: "It's beautiful but not nearly as beautiful as you are my love!"
Ava: 0.0 heart
Then they will kiss and make out. Oh yeah Ava has emotions now.
[Charming_Sadist]
And such glorious emotions! She will feel so much happiness and joy and passion and shock that she'll never transform again. But she might still slaughter and devour things, just because old habits die hard, and it's something she likes to do with the kids on family outings. She'll plant a garden outside the coconut house. She'll grow toast, ketchup and jelly beans.
[Daska]
Oh and don't forget eggs! Dr. Reynold loves ketchup and eggs. So Ava will plant chicken eggs and they will grow up to be chickens. Then the chicken will make more eggs and Dr. Reynold can eat the eggs and ketchup and Ava can eat the chicken. It is such a wonderful relationship they understand each other so well. They don't judge each other either. Whenever Ava comes home from killing someone that just makes Dr. Reynold love her even more. Oh yeah their son killed himself. But they don't care they're much to happy to worry about such simple things.
[Charming_Sadist]
And Ava accidently ate their daughter. But it's okay. If Reynold ever gets into hunting, he can use his lovely wife as his hunting dog! She'd love it!
A sudden sadness.
[Daska]
He could go pheasant and ride around on a horse shooting at the trees and killing pheasant. Then whenever he killed a pheasant his beloved Ava could run through the meadow to the tree and bring it back to Dr. Reynold. But of course he loves Ava so much that he wouldn't be able to wait for her to get back. So he would jump off the horse and run through the field of grass to met her. Then there will be a romantic scene of them running with their arms outstetched to each other. Of course Ava would be holding the bleeding dead bird in one arm. But to Dr. Reynold that only makes her more attractive.
[Charming_Sadist]
Yes. And then Ava would jump on Reynold and lick his face affectionately. By the time she remembered to be human and kiss him instead, she'd see the horse and attack it. Then they'd have another dinner by candle light. And then they would make sweet, sweet love and replace their children.
[Daska]
Then Dr. Reynold would die of some horrible STD. Then Ava would be sad and go back to being her normal emotionless self.
The End
That was the most stupid/awesome/insane/epic/weird/entertaining/thing I have ever read.
[Charming_Sadist]
Such a touching story...
Hehe, I love it.
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