I'm out to mix it up and change my complexion
To coat the feelings and cure my depression
A shot of petrol is my bonafide method

Jed walks from behind the solid black curtain that covered most of the creative team in WWE:U. He walked out with a brown clip board from Office Depot down the road. On this clip board had a contract to Mike Landry v.s. Jed for WrestleVasion 4 the biggest spectacle in the whole world of Gaia!! Jed walked to the right of the stage listen to all the boo's that he had racked up from all his past experience in the WWE:U; but not just WWEU but WWFG, WWE:E, DCW, WWE:TF, or now a days FFA:TF, and many more companies. He moved the clip board in front of the camera while it tried to show Jed's face for the millions of people at home. Jed was handed a mic from a random person!

To lose control and get thoroughly distracted
I'm on the money, here I come
Fuel for my engine, and I'm gone


I here in my right hand have a contract to the Biggest WrestleVasion match in history. But really Not just WrestleVasion history but any WWEU match: It is Jed! The crowd booed for him.V.s. Mike Landry!! The crowd went crazy the whole roof went off this place! Wow you guy really like this Landry person it's a shame that he can be tricked so easily. I'll show you why in a minute because the reason why Landry is not out here to talk to you all is because well he is taking a rest.

It show a Video of a Restroom; There was someone banging from behind the Bathroom door!

The crowd gave a mixed reaction to what they saw on the titantron."Now back to the BIGGEST match in WWEU history to date. Mike Landry v.s. Jed Ironman steel cage match. This match will take you the fans to your limits. This match will have something many people have not seen in the WWEU for a long time a great match. This match was signed last week by Mike Landry with his blood because i meet him near a Subway right after i ate my 5 dollar foot long. Now all this contract needs is my signature which I'm about to sign right now for all you fans.The crowd booed him as he signed the contract!I thought i'd just show you all the contract to end all contracts in the WWEU!Jed flashed the contract to the fans from the Camera!! Folks it's time for me to go I have to open a door to let out all of your mothers exceptionally you little Timmy in Texas!!

I'm out to mix it up and change my complexion
To coat the feelings and cure my depression

Jed walked to the backstage area as the crowd booed him and then WWEU went to a commercial!!