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 Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:53 am
Someday, I want to write an autobiography. And when I do, I want to include these things:
(list follows, work in progress)
• "Brentwood Press" - My mom's newspaper job, and how I helped. "Pagemaker" program. Was growing proficient when it was brought to a halt. Age range?: Ask Mom.
• Attending Garin School - Case of the pin that was earned, but not rewarded to me. Missed a single day of school. Teachers "lied" to me. First step towards being a cynical child. Age: 1st or 2nd grade (6 or 7). Same year my brother was born.
• Having Braces - My Orthodontic Adventure. Over-correction to get my parents to pay longer. Age range?: way too long @_@.
• Eighth Grade Graduation - An "accomplishment"? Me, the unimpressed and passive kid, while the rest of the kids act like they've somehow jumped a magical hurdle. Strode up to receive my "diploma" as fast as possible, just wanted to get it over with and move on with my life.
• Night Talks with Dad - Dad rubbing hand lotion in while on his back. Me coming in and sitting on the floor. Chatting in the dark, lit only by the digital alarm clock display. Sometimes deep talks.
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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:51 pm
An autobiography is a biography you write about yourself.
But if you still have to write it then what is so "auto" about it? xp
If you write a biography about a car is it an autobiography even if the car didn't write it itself?
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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:53 pm
Strideo An autobiography is a biography you write about yourself. But if you still have to write it then what is so "auto" about it? xp If you write a biography about a car is it an autobiography even if the car didn't write it itself? Not automatic. ninja When I was little, I thought autobiographies were about cars. sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:54 pm
zphal_girl87 Strideo An autobiography is a biography you write about yourself. But if you still have to write it then what is so "auto" about it? xp If you write a biography about a car is it an autobiography even if the car didn't write it itself? Not automatic. ninja When I was little, I thought autobiographies were about cars. sweatdrop When we're little we think all sorts of weird things. xd
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Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 9:50 am
Ame's autobiography would include:
-having her tonsils taken out on her sixth birthday (maybe 5th) which sucked. I mean, why did they do it on my birthday?
-hubby asking me out when we were in 8th grade during a bomb threat. I mean, how many people can actually say that they started dating during a bomb threat?
-the time me and my friends had to hide in the library (we lived in TN) because this guy wanted to kill one of us. Then we walked back to school and they tried to run us over. It was exciting!
-Porky Toilet Day.
3nodding
My autobiography would be filled with weird random stuff...
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