There was a young man name of Andy,
He always seemed quite the dandy.
With black curls and blue eyes,
He seemed to devise,
A plan that would get him man candy.
So he snuck and he planned and he plotted,
With his mate he was thoroughly besotted.
He wanted a guy,
With whom he could lie,
And at the park, it was then John was spotted.
But Andy was stuck in a quandary,
For he had forgotten to do his laundry.
So he smelled pretty rank,
(which means that he stank),
So he decided to climb a big Gong tree.
John saw that his friend was a fruit,
And figured that he might as well shoot.
"The thing is, my dear,
You need not have fear,
For you have long been in my pursuit."
Now the two are quite happily married,
Their life is wonderfully unharried.
For they are in Canada,
They are both a proud Dada,
And their lifestyle is what one would call varied.
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Support Gay Marriage-Don't vote McCain/Palin!
and I'm a Canadian teen, so this is my view of American politics...sorta
Also, if anyone can come up with a better title...please...
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