Warforged.
I enjoy the idea of it. How they were a bunch of robots made with intellegence and a soul (I think) and pushed into war and labor. Now without the war, they seek there own purpose. Usually dungeon delving, or, in my brother's character's case, becomeing the carriage when traveling when the people that made you put a PORTABLE HOLE IN YOUR CHEST.
But what REALLY pissed me off about them is their lack of DIEING. scream You don't know how many times I've rolled a critical hit with a monster (As DM) and, only AFTER rolling all the die for the damage does the player suddenly realize he has a 25% chance on nulling the critical hit.
DM RAGE!!
And the whole "Living Construct" thing infuriates me too.
Player: Since I don't need to sleep, I'm gonna sta up and make another magical item.
Me: You know what? You get a nat 1 on your Craft check. The ring of fireball blows up in your face!
Player: But... you.. can't epic fail on skill checks...
Me: AND YOU'D BEST BE OH SO GREATFUL YOU CAN'T!!
If you really want to piss me off as I'm starting a new D&D game, you'll play a Warforged. Then, you're gonna get bombarded with some of the most rediculous traps and monsters, simply cause you're that 'awesome'.
Player #1: Pulling out the homebrewed creatures are we, Darius?
Me: Oh, you know it.
Player #2: Is this cause I'm playing a Warforged?
Me: *Glare*
Player #3: Look what you've done. You've doomed us all.
