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Wataru and his pet baby hawk, Hikarikun, were in a tree atop a hill in the outskirts of their hometown, Gaku-ten. All of a sudden, he was roundhouse kicked in the back by Chuck Norris.



Wataru hit the ground and got back up ranting. "WHAT THE F*CK WAS THAT, MAN??!?!" Chuck jumped out the tree and ran off. Wataru started to chase him, but tripped over a duck. He yelled, "WHAT'S WITH ALL OF THESE RANDOM EVENTS??!!" A girl wearing a duck hat started giggling. "Ah, you are so cute when you fall. You were all like, 'Ahhh!-splat.' It's genuine comedy."



Wataru got up and said, "Danielle, you're just in time. Help me give chase to Chuck Norris." Danielle put on a sarcastic face and said, "The Chuckster? Come on, seriously." Chuck came running back and said, "It really is me." He prepared to roundhouse kick Danielle and she knew once Chuck got ready to roundhouse kick someone, there was nothing you could do about it.

Wataru let this rule slip his mind and pushed Danielle out of the way. He got another roundhouse kick to the stomach. This time, he coughed up blood. Chuck ran off again and Wataru got up to chase him. Just then, he tripped over a blue-gremlin looking thing. He got up again and said, "Awww, COME ON!." The gremlin crawled up the shoulder of a dark-skinned boy covered in a blue light and sat on his head.



Danielle said, "Darius! You and your blue self! Go elsewhere! We're trying to catch Chuck Norris!" He put on a sarcastic face and said, "The Chuckster? Come on, seriously." Chuck came back again and said, "It really is me. He prepared to roundhouse kick Darius, but Danielle pushed him out the way. Chuck jumped up and Wataru pushed Danielle out the way. *WHAP* He was hit in the chest this time and coughed up more blood. Chuck ran off once again and Wataru got up. He paused, thought, and started chasing Chuck again by means of crawling. Just then, a tree branch broke and hit him in the head. He stayed on the ground and said, "F*ck it. I don't even care anymore."

Chuck came back and helped him up, only to roundhouse kick him again. This time, he hit the tree and Hikarikun fell out the tree, landing on Wataru's back. Chuck said, "That's no way to look on life. Put some pep in your step. You still won't catch me, but you can definitely say, 'I tried.'" Wataru got up and swung at Chuck, but missed and fell. Chuck leg-locked him without even touching him. Danielle said, "Chuck, please stop." Chuck may be able to whoop a** just by blinking, but he could not ignore a young lady's request. He let Wataru go and Wataru passed out from exhaustion and lack of blood. Darius said, "Tch, this some old bullsh*t." Danielle said, "Darius, don't make me slap your face. Apologize to Chuck."

Chuck said, "It's okay, I said it myself once. I'm off but remember, I will always be in your hearts", and disappeared. Danielle and Darius stood there and looked at Wataru. Darius said, "Shall I poke him with a stick?" Danielle said, "No, we have to get him to a hospital or something." Darius looked at her and said, "And you want me to do...?" Danielle said, "Grab his arms, we're gonna carry him there." Darius raised one eyebrow and said, "Come again?" Just then, Wataru got up and said, "No need for that. I'm up." Danielle started yelling in surprise to Wataru getting up like a zombie. Wataru started yelling back.

"AHHHH!" "AHHHHH!" "AHHHHH!" "AHHHH!" "AHHHH!" "AHHHHH!" Darius stopped and put his hand over Danielle's mouth. "Shut up. I have a mind to slap YOUR face, for almost busting my eardrums." Wataru stopped yelling as well and said, "Oh, it's just Danielle." Darius went, "Pfffft!", and Danielle slapped Wataru's face. "You jerk. You say that as if I'm not attractive." Wataru scratched his head and said, "Ummmm..." Darius fell out laughing. Even Chuck Norris came back and started laughing. Danielle kicked Wataru and stormed off, leaving everyone in laughter.

Wataru, still injured, and Danielle were walking down the road heading to Wataru's house to feed Hikarikun and Danielle's fowl friends. Danielle asked, "Are you sure you're okay? You seem to be struggling to not limp." Wataru threw a gesture at Danielle that said, "I gots this." Just then, someone walked into Wataru in a blind rage. It was Maxi Million who fell over on Wataru as Hikarikun fluttered off of Wataru's head and onto Danielle's, just in time to miss the fall.



Wataru recovered from his 4-second stunned state to see Maxi staring dead in his face. Her face turned a little red. She jumped up and said, "S-s-sorry! I wasn't watching where I was going." Wataru jumped up, "N-no, dude, it's okay." Maxi stopped and said, "Can you repeat what you just said?" Wataru stopped and said, "Uhh... 'No, dude--'"

Maxi's fist met Wataru's face at lightning fast speed. She hit him so hard, he flew backward into a nearby tree and broke through it. Maxi yelled, "I'M A F*CKING GIRL, DAMMIT!!!" Danielle ran over to Wataru to see if he was okay. Maxi stormed off and Wataru jumped up, scaring Danielle and the birds.

Maxi continued with her rant. That p***k! How dare he call me a dude! I should march right back there and give him the beating of a lifetime! As a matter of fact... Her thoughts were interrupted when Wataru tackled her. She flipped over and Wataru was on top of her. He said, "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR??!" She kicked him off of her and Danielle caught him. Maxi got up, "You called me a dude, you b*****d!!" Wataru got up and said, "Are you not?" Maxi's face turned red and she swung at him again, full-force.

This time, Wataru caught her fist. His headband fell over his right eye and his very being changed. A dark aura started forming around him.



Maxi and Danielle's eyes widened as Wataru glowed with darkness. Just then, lo and behold, Darius' panthera bit Wataru on the leg. Wataru let out a yelp and Darius said, "Sorry about that, Wataru. Argoroth lost it for a second." Wataru went back to normal without Darius noticing the aura.



Darius looked at Wataru's condition and said, "I already told you, if you want to be like Hatake Kakashi, you can't get smacked around like that, Baka Wataru." Wataru looked at Maxi again and said, "Sorry about that, dude." Maxi yelled, "I'm not a dude!!" Before she could wind back to hit Wataru, he was in her face examining her. He moved her bangs from her face and she blushed. Still unsure of her gender, he put his hand on her unmentionables. His face turned red, as did hers and she struck him with a mighty punch.

"YOU PERV!!! STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!!" Danielle's face turned red as well. Hikarikun shook his head and Darius said, "Awesome." and walked off with Argoroth. Maxi said, "Screw you, you pervy p***k!!!" and went off to the bar again to get a drink. Danielle kicked Wataru and said, "you are a straight perv, you know that?!" Wataru just stayed on the ground and said, "Can you fetch me a blood pouch, O neg?"

Estrella stumbled into town, kicking her pet armadillo, Chorro, along with her. "'Ey, Chorro, where are we going to get some decent tequila here?"
Chorro stayed silent, angry over the fact that he was currently a soccer ball.

Linda kicked around some dirt while she walked, ignoring the angry response from people on their porches. "Mira, Chorro, it's a chica. Maybe she knows where to get the necessity of life here. Hey, CHICA!!" She ran over to the slightly upset girl. "Know where to get something good to drink here?" She looked down at the fallen Wataru. "Uh...is he drunk or dead?"