udge(Bob): *slams hammer down* Here ye here ye, the court is now in session!Me: Do you have to yell? -_-;
Judge: Silence, this court will now begin!
~Everyone crowds into room~
You: *eating cookie*
Me: No eating in the court! *snatches cookie*
You: But I'm hungry....T.T
Me: Well you should've eaten earlier! Our client Kankuro is being sued by Sasuke for rape attempt
You: Huh....Kankuro's not gay...is he?
Me: ........I cannot answer that!
Judge: Okie dokie, you have a witness Sasuke?
Sasuke: Yeah...unfortunately.....
Judge: Well, bring them in!
Sasuke: *sighs* Ino...Sakura....
~Two hyper fangirls bursts through door~
You: ......
Me: Oh god....kill me please...
Ino: SASUKE-KUN!!!!!
Sakura: SASKAAAAAY!!!!
Everyone in room: O.o
Sasuke: .....um...you did see Kankuro right?
Ino and Sakura: YUP!!!!
Judge: Ok, good Kankuro i pronounce you guil-
Me: Wtf....you haven't even seen the evidence yet!
Judge: Huh? You're suppose to? Man, this jury duty is harder then I thought...
You and Me: *sweatdrop*
Judge: Ok....um...
You: Call me Penpen =D
Judge: ......O.o um...ok, Penpen...call someone up to the stand
Me: Right! I call.....Kankuro!
Judge: To the stand!
~10 seconds later~
(Kankuro is now at the stand)
Judge: Feel free to ask any questions Penpen
Me: Right! *turns towards Kankuro* My question is....
Kankuro: Well?
Me: Dude, you live in a freakin' desert, and you're wearing a full body suit
Kankuro: So?
Me: What the heck is wrong with you man, the desert is over 100 degrees Faren-
Judge: Moving on!
You: *thinking* What is wrong with that girl....
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Bob: And now its time for the comercials! =D It's our favorite time of the day......caramelldansen! ~insert music~
Me: I love it when they dance like that! Okie! Back to the court!
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Judge: I still think Deidara and Tobi look cute together like that and-
You: *coughs*
Judge: Huh? Oh,right....Ok! Next witness!
Sasuke: I call.....
Ino and Sakura: MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Sasuke: O.o.....um...Sakura and Ino?
Ino and Sakura: *squels and runs to the stand*
Ino: Hi! We love Sasuke and we know he's telling the truth
Sakura: Yeah! And if any of you Bishes try messing with him I'll rip your faces off!
Me: meep....
You: uhhh......
Sasuke: *banging head against wall*
Judge: Wow.....this isn't getting us anywhere -_-;
Stay tuned for the next Episode of......The Naruto Courtroom! dramallama burning_eyes
