Kanashimi Kurai
So, it's my man's birthday today, the first of September.
In case there needs to be any elaboration on the subject, we're roughly 15 minutes early.
23 years ago, on Monday, September 1st of 1985 I was born at approximately 2:36 AM Central Standard Time.
As we all might know, the entire nation of the United States of America pretty much shuts down on the first Monday of September. Businesses close, banks refuse to pay out, government offices tell you to ******** yourselves. This phenomenon is commonly referred to as 'Labor Day': the celebration of when my mother went through labor to bring your new god into this world.
Let the revelry consume this entire continent.
mad Joseph Brown
Anyway. Total Best Bros for Life.
Gumbel to Gumbel JB to JB: RP Cops.
One of these days we'll get to throw out a Respe'k Knuckles. One of these days.
Sins of an Angel
If you were in vent I'm sure we could sing you a song but then again you'd probably end up muting us all. Nah. I'd just encourage colorful revisioning of the lyrics. I'd mute Jak though... globally.
Master Nemesis
Try not to create too big a hangover.
xd Don't drink.Pocket Gal
Oo~h!! Happy Birthday, Josh!
I would have told you last night if I had know. |=<
But that would have been too early...
...just like everyone else who jumped the gun...
...and it was a lot of people.
cry Deesensitized
I can feel you growing inside me as I type this!
Man...That just seems too dirty.
Yes, yes it does. I also have nothing to add to this as it is completely accurate.
Lady Sierra
For a pressie I'm paying for a few sessions with a shrink to unravel your elf haet and help you move past it <3 I'll help your therapist to see the truth. 3
Simply Anneke
There are a lot of other things I'd say too but most are either mean or would get me in trouble with Jayne here, so I won't wink
Cake shall be made. Go ahead and say them, I'd like to hear what you have to say on the matter.
Also, our deal was for apple cake.
3nodding Damian Felheart
Yo! For your birthday, I'm giving you MOAR ELF HAET!
*Tears open the package.* JUST WHAT I WANTED!!!