Pineapple Hero Tales
Pineapple Hero could see the town just ahead... but with every step it felt like it was getting further away. She grit her teeth in pure annoyance as Tragic cartwheeled past giggling insanely.
"Tragic, knock it off!! scream You're bugging me and Griffy! Isn't that wight mah wittle baby?" Yennon snuggled her baby griffen.
"OMG! Pineapple Hero we're almost there!!!" Koro attempted to glomp onto Pineapple Hero, knocking her to the ground. For a moment everyone stared at Koro sitting atop Pineapple Hero's back, then quickly walked past, "Pineapple Hero! gonk I'm so sorr-"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Pineapple Hero suddenly jumped up, dropping Koro to the ground, "I gotta get outa here!!!" our hero took off towards town. She heard Koro call after her, Yennon say something snide, and Tragic... well, Tragic was unfazed and continued to cartwheel and giggle. All these things couldn't stop Pineapple Hero! She ran like she never ran before. She made it to the town entrance where the Community Watch people had set up a sort of barricade.
Kimmy put out her hand, "By order of the- AHHH!!! eek " Pineapple Hero kicked down the barricade in one swift kick and ran past, "Wtf!? scream HEY!!!" She yelled as the others went past, "You can't go-"
"Shut the hell up, boot licker!! stare " Yennon said as she made a very rude hand gesture.
"The NERVE!!! stressed " Kimmy was beside herself with anger.
Pineapple Hero burst into the shed, and quickly locked it. She threw herself down on her potato sack and... landed on top of somebody.
"Pineapple Hero-sama!!" a girl squealed and hugged her. Followed by a series of flashing.
"Wha... what the hell!?"
"Pineapple-nee!!!" The girl looked up at her with tears in her eyes, "You said you'd teach me some moves, but you never came back!" she whined. And then started strangling Fanboy, "Knock it off, you reject!!!"
"I uh... well, I'm sorry about that stare who let you in here?!" Pineapple her tried to change the subject.
"She did!" Watermelon Head pointed behind them in the corner.
"Hiiii~!" The blond girl with a nice tan waved.
"Who are you supposed to be?!" Yennon grumbled.
"I locked that door!!! scream " our hero shouted.
"What? You think you're special or something?! We ALL have keys, Pineapple Dork! evil " Yennon dangled a key hooked to a Coco Kitty key chain from her finger.
"ANYWAY!! stressed Who are you?!" She looked back at the girl with a nice tan.
"My name is Orchid!" she posed, and sat still. Everyone stared until finally Fanboy snapped a picture, "Thanks cutie!!" and then swiftly kicked him in the face, "Now pay my picture fee!"
"Omg, she's crazy eek everyone back up slowly... don't break eye-contact. Remember everything will be fine..!" Yennon said as she tried to back out the door.
"NONESENSE!!! blaugh " Mayor Adie was suddenly piggyback on Yennon, "Giddyup!!"
"Get the hell off!!!" Yen started thrashing around.
"Get off my master!!!" Tragic started beating on Yennon, "get off her, get off her!!!"
"STOP HITTING ME!!! gonk "
"Weee~!" Adie waved her hands.
"Haha! Big sis is so funny, isn't she?!" Orchid clapped her hands.
"She has her moments." Pineapple Hero yawned, "Wait... your sisters?!"
"Yes!!" Orchid wrapped a arm around Pineapple Hero so tightly, she couldn't breathe, "I've lived in Isle De Gambino most my life, but sis and I try to stay close blaugh "
"Pineapple Hero..!" Koro was gasping for breath in the doorway, "Stop... running..." and fainted dead away.
"Hahaha!!! Do it again! blaugh " Orchid clapped.
Yennon fell to the ground, Tragic giving her one last slap, "You killed my master!! "
Adie got up off of her, "And that's how you tame a horse."
"What in gods name are you talking about? stare What are you people doing in here anyway?"
"We're here to kidnap you, Pineapple Hero! blaugh " Orchid smiled wide.
"Huh?"
"Ready Orchid?!"
"Ready sis!!"
The next thing Pineapple Hero knew, she was thrown into the back of a van with the passed out Yennon and Koro. Tragic, Watermelon Head, and Fanboy helped loading them in, excitedly saying something about the beach.
"Next stop... Isle De Gambino!! Orchid stomped on the gas and flew off! Bursting through another barricade the Watch was setting up.
"Dammit!!! scream " Kimmy screamed.
Suddenly the van screeched and backed up. Mayor Adie rolled down her window and shouted, "You've blocked the only entry and exit into town. You are in violation of rule #47! Look it up in the handbook, and then disband. Have a nice day!! blaugh "
"RAGH!!! Damn her! stressed "
"Don't worry about it." a hand was placed on Kimmy's shoulder.
"M-... Miss Utena!" Kimmy gasped, "What are you doing here?!"
"Tragic, knock it off!! scream You're bugging me and Griffy! Isn't that wight mah wittle baby?" Yennon snuggled her baby griffen.
"OMG! Pineapple Hero we're almost there!!!" Koro attempted to glomp onto Pineapple Hero, knocking her to the ground. For a moment everyone stared at Koro sitting atop Pineapple Hero's back, then quickly walked past, "Pineapple Hero! gonk I'm so sorr-"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Pineapple Hero suddenly jumped up, dropping Koro to the ground, "I gotta get outa here!!!" our hero took off towards town. She heard Koro call after her, Yennon say something snide, and Tragic... well, Tragic was unfazed and continued to cartwheel and giggle. All these things couldn't stop Pineapple Hero! She ran like she never ran before. She made it to the town entrance where the Community Watch people had set up a sort of barricade.
Kimmy put out her hand, "By order of the- AHHH!!! eek " Pineapple Hero kicked down the barricade in one swift kick and ran past, "Wtf!? scream HEY!!!" She yelled as the others went past, "You can't go-"
"Shut the hell up, boot licker!! stare " Yennon said as she made a very rude hand gesture.
"The NERVE!!! stressed " Kimmy was beside herself with anger.
Pineapple Hero burst into the shed, and quickly locked it. She threw herself down on her potato sack and... landed on top of somebody.
"Pineapple Hero-sama!!" a girl squealed and hugged her. Followed by a series of flashing.
"Wha... what the hell!?"
"Pineapple-nee!!!" The girl looked up at her with tears in her eyes, "You said you'd teach me some moves, but you never came back!" she whined. And then started strangling Fanboy, "Knock it off, you reject!!!"
"I uh... well, I'm sorry about that stare who let you in here?!" Pineapple her tried to change the subject.
"She did!" Watermelon Head pointed behind them in the corner.
"Hiiii~!" The blond girl with a nice tan waved.
"Who are you supposed to be?!" Yennon grumbled.
"I locked that door!!! scream " our hero shouted.
"What? You think you're special or something?! We ALL have keys, Pineapple Dork! evil " Yennon dangled a key hooked to a Coco Kitty key chain from her finger.
"ANYWAY!! stressed Who are you?!" She looked back at the girl with a nice tan.
"My name is Orchid!" she posed, and sat still. Everyone stared until finally Fanboy snapped a picture, "Thanks cutie!!" and then swiftly kicked him in the face, "Now pay my picture fee!"
"Omg, she's crazy eek everyone back up slowly... don't break eye-contact. Remember everything will be fine..!" Yennon said as she tried to back out the door.
"NONESENSE!!! blaugh " Mayor Adie was suddenly piggyback on Yennon, "Giddyup!!"
"Get the hell off!!!" Yen started thrashing around.
"Get off my master!!!" Tragic started beating on Yennon, "get off her, get off her!!!"
"STOP HITTING ME!!! gonk "
"Weee~!" Adie waved her hands.
"Haha! Big sis is so funny, isn't she?!" Orchid clapped her hands.
"She has her moments." Pineapple Hero yawned, "Wait... your sisters?!"
"Yes!!" Orchid wrapped a arm around Pineapple Hero so tightly, she couldn't breathe, "I've lived in Isle De Gambino most my life, but sis and I try to stay close blaugh "
"Pineapple Hero..!" Koro was gasping for breath in the doorway, "Stop... running..." and fainted dead away.
"Hahaha!!! Do it again! blaugh " Orchid clapped.
Yennon fell to the ground, Tragic giving her one last slap, "You killed my master!! "
Adie got up off of her, "And that's how you tame a horse."
"What in gods name are you talking about? stare What are you people doing in here anyway?"
"We're here to kidnap you, Pineapple Hero! blaugh " Orchid smiled wide.
"Huh?"
"Ready Orchid?!"
"Ready sis!!"
The next thing Pineapple Hero knew, she was thrown into the back of a van with the passed out Yennon and Koro. Tragic, Watermelon Head, and Fanboy helped loading them in, excitedly saying something about the beach.
"Next stop... Isle De Gambino!! Orchid stomped on the gas and flew off! Bursting through another barricade the Watch was setting up.
"Dammit!!! scream " Kimmy screamed.
Suddenly the van screeched and backed up. Mayor Adie rolled down her window and shouted, "You've blocked the only entry and exit into town. You are in violation of rule #47! Look it up in the handbook, and then disband. Have a nice day!! blaugh "
"RAGH!!! Damn her! stressed "
"Don't worry about it." a hand was placed on Kimmy's shoulder.
"M-... Miss Utena!" Kimmy gasped, "What are you doing here?!"
Written by YennonCrow and QueenNanami
