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MatthewStriker Vice Captain
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 Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 7:54 am
The Fink: Ladies and gentleman this match is scheduled for one fall and is a Striker's Rules Barbed Wire match. That means no eye gouging, hair pulling, top rope attacks, or hair pulling!
Introducing first...
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Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 9:47 pm
I'm the man in the box
Buried in my s**t
Won't you come and save me, save me
Feed my eyes, can you sew them shut?
Jesus Christ, deny your maker
He who tries, will be wasted
Feed my eyes now you've sewn them shut
I'm the dog who gets beat
Shove my nose in s**t
Won't you come and save me, save me
* As the shock on the faces of the crowd was apparent, and some booed their disappointment at being misled, 82% of the crowd that remembered ECW stood up and started to chant " ECW! ECW! ECW!", as a an electric guitar started to whine and buzz to a heavy metal tune. The titantron showed video clips of Tommy Dreamer from ECW, from his classic win over Raven in a Loser Leaves ECW match, to his Heavyweight Championship gain at the highest point in the federations career, and who could forget his 3 times as Tag Team Champion. *
* As "Man In The Box" by Harry Slash & the Slashtones screamed over the PA System, the Innovator of Violence himself walked out of the crowed in the 1st floor. For a true ECW enterance, and Tommy made his way to the ring with his trademark Kendo Stick raised in the air in his right fist, as his face was pure excitement. Dreamer roared into the air, getting about 5% more fans on their feet cheering him on.Dreamer then stood on right in front of the 1st floor enterance.And then he hit himself in the forehead with the Kendo Stick a few times, almost foaming at the mouth from his energetic appearance. He then ran down the the stares of the arena. *
Lilian: Form Yonkers New York weigthing in at 255 lb: The Hardcore Legend, the Innovator of Violence ....TOMMY DREAMER!
*ECW! ECW! ECW! the crowd chanted on, until it appeared the Tommy Dreamer was about to get in the ring. Dreamer then Jummped over the WIre, and waited for striker to show!*
mad
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MatthewStriker Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 9:52 pm
RIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGG
Hello Students,
It Is I
Matt Striker
You're Teacher
Striker made his way down the ramp, Stapler in hand, to the boos of the crowd. He took off his argyle sweater and tossed it to a nerdy looking kid in the stands...who threw it to the ground. Striker grabbed a mic and set the stapler down upon entering the ring.
SCHOOL IS COOL
"Now after all these bumps to the head you've taken I'm sure you're a little slow in the head. So I'll speak slowly. You are nothing but a childish ruffian. Because of this I have been forced to enstate Striker's Rules. Now let's settle this like gentlemen shall we? Don't worry, I'll make your spanking rapid!" mad
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Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 9:53 pm
*GOES TO TAKE DOWN ON STRIKER!*
scream
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MatthewStriker Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 9:57 pm
Striker sidestepped Dreamer!
"Ahahaha, another foolish attempt by an overaroused bull. Perhaps you should lay off the HGH and let your mind do the thinking as opposed to you shriveled genitalia. School is in session and it's time to start your lesson!"
Striker got rid of the mic and stared down Dreamer.
*DINGDINGDING*
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Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 9:59 pm
* Dreamer then looked right at Striker, and hit his cheast 3 times, and said! E...C.....W!*
mad
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MatthewStriker Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:04 pm
Striker laughed and pointed at Dreamer.
"E meaning Easily, C meaning confused, W meaning witless. Easily Confused and Witless!"
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Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:07 pm
*Attempts to start raining down punch's to the head of Striker!*
mad
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MatthewStriker Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:09 pm
eek
*PUNCHEDINFACE*
gonk
Striker was sent to the mat by the force of Dreamer's wrath!
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Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:11 pm
* Tommy them attepts to drop the elbow to the face of Striker!*
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MatthewStriker Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 8:48 am
Striker was elbowed, he rolled around the mat clutching his face.
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Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 12:50 pm
* Goes for a running punt to the gut of Striker! *
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MatthewStriker Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 12:53 pm
OOF!
gonk
Striker was nailed right in the stomach.
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Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 12:54 pm
*Goes to grab Striker's head, and Attempts to rub it on the barbed wire!*
mad / twisted
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MatthewStriker Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 12:57 pm
eek
Striker grabbed Dreamer by the wrist and tried to flip him over his head!
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