Your Own Quotes

[ITADAKIMASU NOM NOM]

"Holy crap! Is that GARY COLEMAN?!?!"

Said by me in Library when my friend brought in one of those gossip magazines, was flicking through the pages, and passed a picture of Kyle Massey, who I thought was Gary Coleman. My friend Erin started cracking up, and to this day, if I whisper "Gary Coleman" in class, she WILL crack up.  

[Pepita3]

"Dude!!!" "What the hell?!"

I just say this all the time when people are messing with me. biggrin  

[Pure Rose Artemis]

((maisy, everyone says those things mad ))  

[amusedandconfused]

"It's rather interesting that when you look at statements that are deep, they're really kind of obvious. Apparently real depth is what you get when you really think about common sense."

Something I realized and told my friends about a month ago. It's true.

Click meh! http://dragcave.net/user/amusedandconfused  

[Truith]

"It only takes four words to describe our generation, 'morals down the toilet'"

Said to my sister when I was rather upset at my friends for being stupid. I use it rather often now.  

[amusedandconfused]

I swear, if you had done that, i would have eaten you. Alive. Without ketchup.

Just my funny little threat I use when someone annoys or has just finished annoying me.

CLICK THEM! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!
 

[My Lady Gray]

I. Am. The. Awesome. One.
A family joke, whenever someone does something no-one else could, we say that.
Also: Monkeys. They have feet.
And: PINK ELEPHANTS AND PURPLE GIRAFFES!  

[XThe Lily Of The ValleyX]

HEY YOU WITH THE SHIRT!

Shouted out the car window by my cousin when we were waiting in line to drive out of a concert. The funny thing? Some guy actually turned around. Now I say it when I'm calling someone at our lunch table that won't turn around.  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

^^ yeah we do that too sometimes, except the face, not the shirt.


"you dropped your pocket"
(ppl actually stop and look down before they realize what I've said. LOL)

"ah shut the f..........ront door"
(used to say it alot in school to ppl to get the teachers to look at us mean)

then there is the classic : replacing cuss words with "smurf"......holy smurf... son of a smurf...... shut the smurf up.....
(again, said in school, to get the teachers looking mean LOL)  

[Garynook]

Whenever people say f*ck you to me I always say,"Yes please"  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

Soul of Aqua

Whenever people say f*ck you to me I always say,"Yes please"

no thanks..... (maybe later.....)

oh and when ppl say "f*cking" (f*ckin crazy, i'll f*ckin win, etc...) it sounds alot like "f*ck and ______", so i always say "what, at the same time?"  

[Garynook]

azrael the reaper

Soul of Aqua

Whenever people say f*ck you to me I always say,"Yes please"

no thanks..... (maybe later.....)

oh and when ppl say "f*cking" (f*ckin crazy, i'll f*ckin win, etc...) it sounds alot like "f*ck and ______", so i always say "what, at the same time?"

you said f*ck you to me then?

anyway a quote of mine is in my signature, more will come.  

[dgfhjkjhf]

"We live here. You can sleep in the basement, just remember that we live here."

My best friend and I have these totally random inside jokes that don't make any sense, but it still cracks us up every time we say it.  

[Garynook]

My quotes are in my signature, currently five that rotate. You can see them all here  

[Consuming Shadow]

"Oh, yeah, I remember him. The guy with the face, and the shirt, and the hair! Oh, and sometimes pants wink '
because my friends seem to assume I know everyone they talk about rolleyes

back when I was in high school the common diss was 'You suck!'
To which I always replied' 'Yes, but I haven't gotten any complaints so far wink '
It shut them up real quick generally.