Birth Name: William Cray Weis
Goes by: Cray
Currently: Trying to be a contortionist.
Age: 19
Date of Birth: December 4th, 2008
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 120lbs
Hair Colour: Currently Dark Green, Naturally Blonde.
Eye Colour: Varies due to wearing contacts. Naturally Apple Green.
Piercings: Two lip rings (one is a lip chain that connects to his ear), two eyebrow piercings in each eyebrow, a nose stud, hoops going along the outside of his ear, two surface piercings on the back of his neck. He says he has more, but leaves their whereabouts up to the imagination.
Tattoos: None, yet.
Hobbies: Gymnastics, Being the Devil's Advocate, Plotting areas to get pierced in.
Likes: Small boobs, Drugs (Occassionally), Teasing people, Playing Devils Advocate, Tattoos, Piercings, Comic Books and the Park. Is also quite fond of small children.
Dislikes: Cops, Silent Films, Huge Boobs, Documentaries and Bullies. Also isn't fond of chocolate and most people over the age of 50. Or most Olympic Gymnasts.
Aspires to: Have a family. Or be in a Freak show. Or Both.
Short-Term Goals: To not get a girl knocked up...and do less drugs.
Long-Term Goals: To become a contortionist and to compete as often as possible and to find someone he actually wants to knock up. Also, Join the Circus (This one may or may not be a lie).
Personality: Cray is a strange boy, to say the least. He is one of the few male gymnasts and takes pride in this fact, often going out to pretty much show off in the park. He has a knack for being able to imagine and explain an unknown and probably fictional situation, then two seconds later to imagine and explain another possible outcome that is a complete opposite of the original situation...and then go quiet to leave them wondering which situation he'd go with. Despite his almost fly-on-the-wall outlook on life, he really does care for people and will go out of his way to help someone and his intentions are always innocent, no matter how much he says or does otherwise. That doesn't mean he won't take someone up on an offer!

Lists

Favourite...
Movie: Speed Racer.
TV Show: How I met your Mother.
Person: Currently Juno.
Day of the Week: Wednesday.
Place: Tie between the Park and the Gym.
Book: Battle Royale.
Comic: Tie between Looking for Group and Least I Could Do.

Least Favourite...
Movie: XXX.
TV Show: Spongebob Squarepants.
Person: "Greg".
Day of the Week: Saturday.
Place: Jail.
Book: Any Documentary on Nature.
Comic: 30 Days of Night.

Bucket List
+ Make it to the Olympics.
+ Dance naked in the rain.
+ Name someone that is not his child.
+ Figure out why the Hotdog-to-Bun ratio is the way it is.
+ Join the Circus.
+ Use a Bathroom in the Vatican. It doesn't even have to be a real bathroom, either.
+ Be like Barney from "How I met your Mother", even for a few days.
+ Become a Contortionist
+ Join a Freak Show

Top Ten things he'd never want to see
10. Tied between "Seeing his parents screwing" and "Seeing monkies take over the world"
09. The Sun Explode.
08. His own Organs.
07. Someone who is not himself streaking.
06. A Gun or Knife in his face.
05. A Boyband live in concert.
04. Mansex.
03. Breast implants.
02. Babies Dying.
01. Himself, dying alone.