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 Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:56 pm
I was bored tonight, so I wrought a peace of ritual magic, that will allow you to slack off
First things first, you need a ritual space, make it as ghetto and jerry rigged as possible. I would recommend using a exercise step like item, or a stool. Maybe get a mountain dew stain on it, or just leave a half empty can or 2 around. Get a candle, the first candle you see, do not think, this is what slacking off is all about. If you are going to set up and circle, half a** it. Make the markings are candles crooked, leave a gap or two, that is what a true slacker would do!
Now for ritual clothing. Wear some dirty jeans and a flannel shirt. If you relay wanna be a slacker, wear the same clothes for a few days and don't shower, perfect ritual clothes.
Now for the ritual itself, first turn off the lights, but leave on the computer are something, get creative, that's what all slackers do. Light the candle with a lighter, not anything else, If it snot easy, do not do it. say the following.
Oh hail all spirits who support slackers and slackerdom, may I not have any work at home, are indeed any work at all. Let this be supported my teachers/boss's for it is the will of the slacker.
now take a deep breath, and state in your mind "I will not do any work at home, are any work all together, this will be supported by my higher ups"
then say a loud
All spirits god and lords who support me in my crusade, I ask the to bless my slacking. I command the elements to escalate my quest to be free
close the ritual with a firm hand clap, and yawn.
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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:41 am
Sounds like ritualized Slactivism to me. neutral
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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:29 pm
hehehehehe, yea.
This ritual worked with great results, I literally ither watched a movie, or did no work in ALL of my classes, and I got credit for homework I did not do.
I encourage you all to try it.
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 4:30 pm
I value my education and trust it more than whatever power i can muster. XD I'd liek to hear results from other people though!
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 5:43 pm
Oh wow, that sounds fun!
I'd try it but I dont have any lighters or matches, my parents dont like it when I play with fire. burning_eyes
Though maybe once I get a new job I'll buy some.
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Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 2:37 pm
I do that anyway without the ritual..
so far got A's and B's (UK levels, not american, an american A is like.. a C here)
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Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 4:18 pm
Twisted Thinker I do that anyway without the ritual.. so far got A's and B's (UK levels, not american, an american A is like.. a C here) hahahaha, im smarter then your average American bear.
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Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 4:23 pm
Wow that sure does take some true laziness.It sounds fun but I think iIll stick to actually doing my work so that i can grow up,have a future,make lots of MONEY$$$$$$$$$$,and retire at a respectable age (all while still pampering myself and staying beautiful!!!!!!!!!)Yay to hard work! boo! towards lazy bums!!!!(no offence,hehehe,sorry BaNaNa_blend,im not trying to be rude,just telling u what i think.)
Peace Y>.Love heart
Happiness biggrin
And if you don't like any of those, then just rock out ot some awesome muzic!!!!hehehe
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Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 8:21 pm
willowmajix007 Wow that sure does take some true laziness.It sounds fun but I think iIll stick to actually doing my work so that i can grow up,have a future,make lots of MONEY$$$$$$$$$$,and retire at a respectable age (all while still pampering myself and staying beautiful!!!!!!!!!)Yay to hard work! boo! towards lazy bums!!!!(no offence,hehehe,sorry BaNaNa_blend,im not trying to be rude,just telling u what i think.) Peace Y>. Love heart Happiness biggrin And if you don't like any of those, then just rock out ot some awesome muzic!!!!hehehe Why was this relevant?
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Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2008 2:27 pm
Some people do like to work instead of be lazy, some people feel it's better, I guess. Though, it seems more about the money most of the time then the work.
I think it's a good ritual, I can think someone may get caught up on the lack of a obviously stated safety net for being fired or something, but I wouldn't be concerned if I were to do this ritual (I'm pretty lucky with my lazy-full life).
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Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2008 5:10 pm
Dorian Requiem Some people do like to work instead of be lazy, some people feel it's better, I guess. Though, it seems more about the money most of the time then the work. I think it's a good ritual, I can think someone may get caught up on the lack of a obviously stated safety net for being fired or something, but I wouldn't be concerned if I were to do this ritual (I'm pretty lucky with my lazy-full life). hahahaha guess you are right. I put in the "and my Higher ups will support me" for that.
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