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 Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 6:10 am
I love funny quotes. Please put some here to amuse me!
Ok, So I was reading a random DN fanfic, and I find
"Damn Watari and his rule against eating off the floor."
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Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 8:54 pm
okay I thought this was kind of funny. it was on a sign above the kitchen of a restaurant we went to.
"Unattended children will be used for soup base."
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shadowdragon3141 Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 7:44 am
"Children left unattended will be...
1) Given a free espresso and a puppy
2) given to the circus
3) sold as slaves
I've seen a lot of these
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Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:07 am
yea but it was still funny to see it. hmm lets see....
ok same restaurant different quote (it had a gift shop for crying out loud!)
"open the oven and take a look, the first to complain is tomorrow's cook"
yea I know its not that great but I can't think of any good ones right now.
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Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 11:08 am
"I think that a gay marriage should be between a man, and a woman."
-Arnold Schwartanager
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Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 5:40 pm
"Dolphins kill as many people as sharks do, they just have a better publicist"
-Comedian I forget the name of
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Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 2:11 pm
"I think I'll go read something gay now"
Bleach fanfiction. (Said By yumichika)
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Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 4:49 pm
Girl1: man it smells like beef in here
Girl2: it smells like floor cleaner
Girl1: yeah but the beefy kind
-Random conversation I happened to overhear while walking in one of my school's hallways
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 8:01 pm
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Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 2:30 pm
Smoker
Keigo took it up to look “cool”, but one punch from Ichigo and an hour-long lecture about the health risks convinced him it wasn’t worth it.
Yup, something from another random fanfic. Its very cool. The person used a word generator, and then wrote a scentance or two for each word. I would suggest it to you, but once again, yaoi themes. In some of the words.
Like Tape.
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Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 7:35 pm
"We should have a club called the bear boxing club, we could go on field trips to a forest and find bears to box"
-Said by a random kid, during one of my computer teacher's classes (he then wrote it down and told it to us)
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Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 8:08 pm
Nice job!!!!
A kid in my computer class yesterday randomly told the WHOLE CLASS about a dream he had that included one of our teachers teaching us about aliens, and then a party at his house where he started to turn into one of these aliens, and then the teacher went "You are the chosen one!!!"
and that was where the dream ended.
Fun time.
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 6:31 pm
someone put this on my deviantart
Daniel: This tastes like Chicken.
Sam:Is there something wrong with that?
Daniel: It's Macaroni and Cheese....
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Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 5:55 pm
Black Knight: C'mon I can still take you!
Lancelot: I cut your bloody arm off!
Black Knight: psshh, it's just a flesh wound
-Monty Python and the search for the holy grail
truly a hilarious movie XD
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Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 7:43 pm
isn't it? in our english class Mathew was trying to convince our teacher to play that movie for us because we were working on the Crucible. Witch hunts in the movie, witch hunts in the book, come on it works doesn't it?
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