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Announcer: "in a world that's full of winners and losers we bring you two men who tell you like it is. live from a remote spot in the Hollywood hills we bring you, the Dirt Sheet."

"I'm John Morrison and soon I'll be the WIF's first ever Inter-United champion."

"you rather forget it? that side effect at the end hurt my neck something awful. Hardy should be lucky I didn't sue him and use the ghost of Johnny Chocran as my lawyer."

"but also there's big news from the Olympics as well. USA competitor Micheal Phelps has won 8 gold medals. well isn't that special..... now why don't you impress us by winning multiple gold medals in something that's actually a sport."

"thank you Miz and Morrison for that warming introduction. this is Helms' Hurri-game Corner. this week I bring you news of a game that will be hitting the shelves very soon, in fact it comes out in the beginning of September. that game is Lego: Batman. the latest in what looks like it could be a very successful line of a series, it combines two things people love. the endless possibilities of Lego and the...... well whatever it is that makes Batman so great. sometimes it's hard for us comic book fans to even figure that one out. now the question is, what comes after Batman? which big name will Lego immortalize in the world of pixels next? Harry Potter looks like a good forerunner from the fans point of view."

"back to you Miz and Morrison."