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 Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 11:36 am
So, yeah, as the title says, he PWNS. So what you do, is basically brag about what you heard, saw, or did with Chuck Norris (nothing perverted, or Chuck and I both will smack you). I'll start.
If Chuck Norris was a Lv. 2 Magikarp, he would say, "F*ck that" turn back into Chuck, and roundhouse kick every Pokemon in the face.
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Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 1:23 pm
Lmao, okay I got one.
One time, Chuck Norris had a starring competition with the Statue of Liberty...and WON.
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Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 2:00 pm
Chuck makes even robots nervous.
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Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 2:21 pm
Did you know, that under Chuck's beard, is a fist, and yet another beard?
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Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 2:39 pm
chuck norris can kill two stones with one bird
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Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:02 pm
If Chuck ever came 83 hours late to a wedding, the wedding would just be starting.
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Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:31 pm
"Who's better then bad boy?"
Chuck.
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Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 4:09 pm
Chuck Norris honestly irritates the s**t out of me. Simply because we sell TONS of retarded Chuck Norris shirts that all the dumb asses who come into the store think it's SO funny!
I use to be a Chuck Norris fan.. Before I started working at Kohl's..
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Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 4:23 pm
You never should've worked at Kohls, then. D:
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Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 4:28 pm
Captain Linda You never should've worked at Kohls, then. D:
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Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 4:36 pm
NathanHellScream Captain Linda You never should've worked at Kohls, then. D:
How much does Kohls pay, anyways?
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Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 4:46 pm
I'm trying to get a job, myself. Hopefully, I land one before September.
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Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 4:57 pm
Ooo.
Yea, I like the jokes once and a while, but chuck norris gets overblown a lot.
Lmfao, I got fired from my job yesterday, life sucks. sad
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Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 5:00 pm
We all now know who voted "SPARTA!!!" Standing ovations to Nathan!!!! *continues to sit* I stand for no one...
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Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 5:02 pm
Sorry dude, but that was me
LOL xp
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