Random funny convo's [Post in DOCUMENT style damnit]

[Arionis Chambers]

00:41] LordArionis: Vampire The Masquerade is fun 8D
[00:41] Kaze Lionheart35: What clan are you?
[00:41] LordArionis: Wish it didn't lag so horribly when ever I'm in combat.
[00:41] LordArionis: Troeador.
[00:41] Kaze Lionheart35: Malkavian Toreador and Ventrue are always fun ones
[00:41] Kaze Lionheart35: Gangrel can be pretty fun too
[00:42] LordArionis: That what the game set me as originally, didn't play though XD
[00:42] LordArionis: Videos work okay enough now, guess it was just the first third of the first FMV.
[00:42] Kaze Lionheart35: Malkavians are amazing. I had a conversation with a stop sign once
[00:42] LordArionis: ......what? XD
[00:42] Kaze Lionheart35: It was great XD
[00:43] LordArionis: I'm putting that quote in my siggy 8P
[00:43] Kaze Lionheart35: I was walking and saw the stopsign and my guy was like "No, YOU stop." "WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?" "Yeah, that's what I thought."
[00:43] LordArionis: XD
[00:44] LordArionis: So I accidentally doomed the ghost in the haunted mansion at the beginning XD; Whoops
[00:45] Kaze Lionheart35: XD
[00:45] Kaze Lionheart35: "I'm a little tea pot, short and stout... this is my handle, SMASH THE TEA POT, IT'S EVIL! IT DOESN'T DESERVE TO LIVE DIE! DIE! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! "
[00:45] LordArionis: Hey, she was the hot sister.....personality....chick XD
[00:45] Kaze Lionheart35: Yeah XD
[00:45] LordArionis: You do the same thing?
[00:45] Kaze Lionheart35: Duh
[00:46] Kaze Lionheart35: ""When a Malkavian speaks, listen. When a Malkavian acts, leave. When two Malkavians gather, run."
[00:46] LordArionis: Lol XD
[00:46] LordArionis: I'm gonna make a topic of Vampire The Masquerade observations. 8P
[00:47] LordArionis: BTW, you find it funny the drug dealer said " I will ******** you" instead of "I will ******** you up"?
[00:47] Kaze Lionheart35: I never talked to him >.>
[00:47] Kaze Lionheart35: I was malkavian... So I kinda just made everyone go insane and die XD
[00:48] LordArionis: Wewt 8P
[00:48] LordArionis: I think I hit on a bouncer to get into a club XD;
[00:49] Kaze Lionheart35:
"WHY? WHY MUST THE HOOPS I MUST JUMP THROUGH BE SET ON FIRE?"
[00:49] Kaze Lionheart35: I love malkavian quotes XD
[00:49] LordArionis: Now I wanna try them XD
[00:50] LordArionis: First person I fed on, I seduced....and killed....whoops..
[00:50] Kaze Lionheart35: XD
[00:50] LordArionis: Sex and violence.....XD
[00:50] Kaze Lionheart35:
"You are more insane than the one I see in the mirror"
"I will try, but I won't be able to hide from the voices"
[00:50] LordArionis: lol XD
[00:51] LordArionis: "Why don't I stake the crazy b***h so this doesn't happen again?"
[00:51] Kaze Lionheart35:

Taxi Cab Driver (Caine?): "Going somewhere?"
Malkavian:"Bodily functions are denied me for now, just drive."
[00:51] Kaze Lionheart35:
"The reason we exist is because the jellyfish will it so, WHY ELSE?!"
[00:51] Kaze Lionheart35: "What's it like being a turtle?"
Malkavian: "It's like being a walking house that eats lettuce."
[00:52] LordArionis: I want to eat some lettuce....*no food*
[00:52] Kaze Lionheart35: If we can't have revolution, we just might settle for revenge.
[00:52] LordArionis: Oh, breaking into the medical clinic to steal the werewolf blood, I frenzied like six times, just standing there XD;
[00:52] Kaze Lionheart35: XD
[00:53] LordArionis: Frenzies are OBVIOUSLY dangerous XD
[00:53] Kaze Lionheart35: Definitely
[00:53] Kaze Lionheart35: Only time I ever die XD
[00:53] Kaze Lionheart35: Unless I'm gangrel and happen to be in War Form when I do it >.>
[00:53] Kaze Lionheart35: In which case, woe to EVERYTHING
[00:54] LordArionis: Lol.
[00:55] LordArionis: Hello sir, would like to buy a pamphlet OMNOMNOM!
[00:56] LordArionis: Gaurd outside art gallery "Private Property, i'm gaurd, leave now" I stood still....and he left 8/
[00:56] Kaze Lionheart35: XD
[00:59] LordArionis: Two sisters arguing "You made daddy miserable!" "As I recall, he died with a smile on his face"
[00:59] LordArionis: That conversation was disturbing, but funny
[00:59] Kaze Lionheart35: XD
[00:59] Kaze Lionheart35: You have NO idea yet
[01:00] Kaze Lionheart35: They're Malkavian by the way
[01:00] LordArionis: THAT explains it.
[01:00] Kaze Lionheart35: XD
[01:00] LordArionis: So how did they become one body? Or did one die and the other just go crazy and believe they were .......oh. Right. Malkavian. Damn stop sign whisperers
[01:01] Kaze Lionheart35: Oh, so you already know about the split personality? XD
[01:01] LordArionis: ....well. It was kinda obvious due to watching ONE person with TWO hairstyles yell at themselves and threaten with a gun......
[01:02] Kaze Lionheart35: Oh, didn't know you got that far yet XD
[01:03] LordArionis: Where do you think I was quoting that conversation from? XD My video cards crap, but not enough that I can't see s**t. (would make choice making in an rpg VERY difficult....along with everything else) XD
[01:09] LordArionis: Some jerk changed the chat thread name. *shrugs* Don't know who though.
[01:10] Kaze Lionheart35: XD
[01:10] Kaze Lionheart35: Hmm, I wonder. *Checks crew log*
[01:10] LordArionis: XD
[01:12] LordArionis: So, crew log tells you nothing. Damn, that's bad luck. Guess the culprit is gonna get away. He must have been really clever. And good looking .
[01:13] Kaze Lionheart35: Now I'll DEFINATELY never know who it was
[01:14] LordArionis: Damny. Oh well.
[01:14] Kaze Lionheart35: Wow, damny was wierd. Thought you somehow got my name XD
[01:15] Kaze Lionheart35: Just with a typo
[01:15] LordArionis: Danny? o0 DUN DUN DUNNN!
[01:15] Kaze Lionheart35: Yar
[01:15] LordArionis: 8O Jooz a phantom!
[01:15] Kaze Lionheart35: Cus I don't remember telling you
[01:15] LordArionis: Danny Phantom!
[01:16] Kaze Lionheart35: Oh god, not this again DX
[01:16] LordArionis: Get it often then? XD
[01:16] Kaze Lionheart35: Not in like a year
[01:16] Kaze Lionheart35: Used to though XD
[01:17] LordArionis: 8P
[01:17] LordArionis: No, I just say Damny as a "********" kinda way of say "damn".
[01:18] LordArionis: I'm too lazy to say ********] LordArionis: Needs extra effort.

 

[Kazes Rest]

Kaze Lionheart35 (10:41:29 PM): It's not that I dun wanna rp, I dun wanna rp as a vamp XD
LordArionis (10:42:00 PM): Be a plant then. XD
Kaze Lionheart35 (10:42:10 PM): That'd make my job easier :3
Kaze Lionheart35 (10:42:35 PM): Post: Kaze waves in the wind, his branches shaking a bit. Several leaves fall off.
Post 2: Same
Kaze Lionheart35 (10:42:45 PM): Post 3: Same
LordArionis (10:43:36 PM): 8P
LordArionis (10:43:49 PM): *Kaze soaks in the sun*
LordArionis (10:44:05 PM): *Ari waters Kaze too much, Kaze dies*
LordArionis (10:44:05 PM): XD
Kaze Lionheart35 (10:44:08 PM): Kaze's leaves start turning orange and red as fall sets in
Kaze Lionheart35 (10:44:18 PM): XD
LordArionis (10:44:41 PM): I'm gonna be a tree 8D
Kaze Lionheart35 (10:44:53 PM): I'll be a rose bush X3
LordArionis (10:45:26 PM): .....I'll be a slow house that eats lettuce 8D
Kaze Lionheart35 (10:46:01 PM): XD
Kaze Lionheart35 (10:47:08 PM): Is it bad that I put my hair into a samurai style ponytail cus I'm bored? =
LordArionis (10:47:44 PM): No. I did the same thing about 3 minutes ago. So now it's just creepy. 8/
Kaze Lionheart35 (10:48:48 PM): XXXXDDDDD
LordArionis (10:50:12 PM): 8P
Kaze Lionheart35 (10:50:30 PM): That should go in the stupid convo thing XD
LordArionis (10:51:07 PM): YOU should go in the stupid convo thingie. I posted the first one anyways, so you post this one. I can't do all the work around here. XD
Kaze Lionheart35 (10:51:34 PM): Now you're just making it sound like we're in some creepy twisted relationship =
LordArionis (10:52:09 PM): Well, damnit, maybe it wouldn't be so bad if you showed some appeciation XD
LordArionis (10:52:20 PM): ......yea, now I wanna cry in horror XD;
Kaze Lionheart35 (10:52:32 PM): This makes it even more eligible for that topic XD