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Nils Retired

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Nils: ... Ow... My butt hurts.
Heath: Hey! ...Why does it hurt?
Nils: AAAH! W-Why hello there Va- ... Wait. You're Heath now. Right...
Heath: Mm-hm. ...I shouldn't still be frightening, though... Anyway, why does your butt hurt?
Nils: I-I don't know... it just does.
Heath: Have you been sitting too long?
Nils: I don't think so...
Heath: ...You haven't been doing anything... naughty, have you?
Nils: N-no! How could you suggest that?!
Heath: Because I know it's one of the factors that makes one's butt hurt...
Nils: ... Yeah, you'd know. I mean... Valter would know.
Heath: In turn meaning that I would know... Clever. There's nothing gradually adding pain...?
Nils: Nope.
Heath: ...Then... Maybe you can get a butt massage...?
Nils: ...
Heath: ...I'm taking that as a "no".

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Nils: "Damn, my lance broke." "... Which one?"
Heath: Heheh.
Nils: Argh, that was terrible. The heat's getting to my head...
Heath: Take a shot in the mouth.
Nils: ... What kind of shot?
Heath: The one you have to prepare for.
Nils: The one I actually have to work for?
Heath: Yeah, it's best if you do it relaxed.
Nils: Yeah, but it's sometimes hard to be relaxed...
Heath: Just kneel down and go with the flow.
Nils: It's so difficult sometimes!
Heath: In those sometimes, it takes a little while.
Nils: I'm barely patient enough, though...
Heath: If you really want it, it's worth the wait.
Nils: True. The sensation of that shot... oooh, it's wonderful.
Heath: Especially if you're really hot. Then it's really soothing.
Nils: Definitely.
Heath: We're still talking about a water bottle, right?
Nils: Totally.
Heath: Oh. For a minute there I though we might have switched to sex.
Nils: No! You pervert.
Heath: ...And? Where's the point in exclaiming that?
Nils: It gets the point across better.
Heath: But everyone knows the fact... It's better left unsaid.
Nils: I sometimes have to scream things, though.
Heath: My. I see where screaming would come in handy...
Nils: ... Hm?
Heath: Multiple scenarios.
Nils: Oh really?
Heath: Yeah.
Nils: Name some.
Heath: Well, if you're in a rut where people can't see, it would. Also, if you're caught in a flaming house being attacked by vicious 3's firing laser beam flamethrowers, it might save your life.
Nils: ... True, true.
Heath: And, if you're being raped...
Nils: ... The screaming didn't help there.
Heath: Yes it does. It gives your rapist an extra boost to continue.
Nils: ... Okay, it helps in the negative effect for the one being raped.
Heath: It still helps your rapist.
I never said it would be limited to yourself.
Nils: ... It surely helped Valter...
Heath: A-ha! See?
Nils: ... Whatever.


Rhys Retired

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Heath: Though only Leof can put the wall in Wlarus.
Heath: Walrus.
Rhys: =O THE WLARUS!
Rhys: I never dared to dream that in my lifetime I would hear once again of this mythical beast.
Heath: So there's been a past sighting?
Rhys: Once! I was sailing around the antarctic, scouting for Daein air bases.
Rhys: When my ship crashlanded on an iceberg and all of the one-man crew was lost, save me! ...At least, so I THOUGHT it was an iceberg...
Rhys: Then, I saw it RISE UP from the depths of the ocean: The Wlarus! It had the same glacier for a hump on its back, with HUUUUUGE tusks for teeth!
Rhys: The Wlarus is a carnivore, and from the way it was lookin' at me I knew I would have to fight or flee.
Heath: Rhys- The only man to take something ridiculous and make it ridiculously funny in such a short amount of time.
Heath: (I mean, it was a freakin' TYPO)
Rhys: (Yes, it was. But I had a whim.)
Rhys: So I busted out my two Silver Swords and lunged for its neck!