1 Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."

2 Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?" Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

3 Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants." Woman: "No thanks. There's already one a*****e in there."

4 The rebuttal to a turn-down: Man: "Want to Dance?" Woman: "No thanks." Man: "Don't thank me, thank God because somebody asked you."

5 Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Woman: "It's in the phone book." Man: "But I don't know your name." Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

6 Man: "So what do you do for a living?" Woman: "Female impersonator."

7 Man: "You know, I'd really love to travel to exotic places with you." Woman: (tries to ignore him) Man: "You know what? I also love sex. What do you say to that?" Woman: "Hmmm...you really love sex and travel?" Man: (nods his head smiling) Woman: "Then go take a ********' hike!!!"

8 I like the line I once heard in a movie. This guy was trying to pick up this girl, and she said to him, "Can you pound a railroad spike through a 2x4 with your hard-on?" To which he merely shudders a negative. She says, "Well, a girl's gotta have her standards."

9. Q: What sign were you born under?
A: No Parking.

10 After hearing a pick-up line: Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."