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 Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 1:57 pm
"A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.
The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help.
He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republican's pocket and got out twenty dollars. He kept 15 for administrative fees and gave the homeless person five. Now you understand the difference between Republicans and Democrats."
-Phil Kent.
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 1:59 pm
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 11:42 pm
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Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 2:07 pm
Olsons law... the more people added to a program, the farther it will fall from achieving the optimum good. Hence socialism always fails.
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Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 2:24 pm
Haha brilliant! I saw this joke off of...I forgot where. Something along the lines of johnkerrysucks.net.
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 11:09 pm
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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 9:14 am
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Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 9:44 pm
Sheer brilliance, though the way things go up here in Massachusetts, the liberal would've taken the administrative fee from the homeless person and then tax the republican's charitable offering. gonk
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Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 10:53 am
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Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 5:48 pm
old but still very very good
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Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2005 9:25 am
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 6:29 pm
What is truly sad is that both parties used to be part of the same party, the Democratic-Republican Party of the 19th Century. The Dems split under Andrew Jackson and the Republicans evolved from the Whigs, both being factions of the Democratic-Republican Party
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Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 5:47 pm
Sadly, this is very true.
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Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 8:16 pm
And to think that these guys are in power. *lifts up Guiness Draught* BRILLIANT!
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Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 3:31 pm
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