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 Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 2:24 pm
NSFLH = Not Safe for the Light Hearted
When I say horrible jokes, I mean Jew jokes, dead baby jok- actually, ******** that. I should stop telling Jew jokes, guys. I mean, my grandfather died in ******** Jew pushed him off a guard tower.
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 2:28 pm
Damn it, and here I am without my "Totally Tasteless Jokes" book.
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 2:32 pm
Psh. Taste is relative.
An old man and a boy are walking in a forest.
The little boy says, "Mister, I'm scared."
The old man replies, "You're scared? I have to go back to my car alone!"
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 3:03 pm
Okay, so a drummer walks into a room and dies.
That's it, it's a true story and it's afflicting drummers everywhere.
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 4:59 pm
"Our last drummer spontaneously combusted. Happens all the time. Its just... no one talks about it."
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 7:12 pm
The Best Color "Our last drummer spontaneously combusted. Happens all the time. Its just... no one talks about it." bant 4 days for quoting spinal tap.
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 8:59 pm
DolphinizedTuna The Best Color "Our last drummer spontaneously combusted. Happens all the time. Its just... no one talks about it." bant 4 days for quoting spinal tap. At least I didn't say, "But this one goes to 11."
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 9:33 pm
The Best Color DolphinizedTuna The Best Color "Our last drummer spontaneously combusted. Happens all the time. Its just... no one talks about it." bant 4 days for quoting spinal tap. At least I didn't say, "But this one goes to 11." Just did, ban extended. scream
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 9:49 pm
thats a funny movie s**t.
the whole playing a guitar with a violin, making fun of jimmy page, good stuff.
His "special" guitar is actually a Fender VI Bass.
But yeh, jew jokes, do we really want to go there, i mean hitler is our ******** mascot haha. everyone will think were neo nazis or some s**t.
but anyways, im lacking on the jokes. Except in my theory class today, all of the little band/orch kids were talking about how you really cant learn "guitar" on electric guitar, its just for lead....
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 10:00 pm
Why do they boil water every time a baby's born?
'cause if it's born dead, they can make soup!
Uh...So this guys sees a poster on the bulletin board and it says "Searching for young local talent." So, being able to play bass, he goes to the audition and the man asks "Alright, what kind of talent do you have?" And he replies, "Well, I play the bass." "...Okay, so what kind of talent do you have?" (SHUT UP, I'M OUT OF JOKES.)
'kay...I'm done...
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 10:18 pm
Master of the Telecaster Why do they boil water every time a baby's born? 'cause if it's born dead, they can make soup! Uh...So this guys sees a poster on the bulletin board and it says "Searching for young local talent." So, being able to play bass, he goes to the audition and the man asks "Alright, what kind of talent do you have?" And he replies, "Well, I play the bass." "...Okay, so what kind of talent do you have?" (SHUT UP, I'M OUT OF JOKES.) 'kay...I'm done... whats that there son? a bass joke? lol
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 10:22 pm
ManwithnoName Master of the Telecaster Why do they boil water every time a baby's born? 'cause if it's born dead, they can make soup! Uh...So this guys sees a poster on the bulletin board and it says "Searching for young local talent." So, being able to play bass, he goes to the audition and the man asks "Alright, what kind of talent do you have?" And he replies, "Well, I play the bass." "...Okay, so what kind of talent do you have?" (SHUT UP, I'M OUT OF JOKES.) 'kay...I'm done... whats that there son? a bass joke? lol No, it's a terrible attempt at a bass joke.
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 10:32 pm
Master of the Telecaster ManwithnoName Master of the Telecaster Why do they boil water every time a baby's born? 'cause if it's born dead, they can make soup! Uh...So this guys sees a poster on the bulletin board and it says "Searching for young local talent." So, being able to play bass, he goes to the audition and the man asks "Alright, what kind of talent do you have?" And he replies, "Well, I play the bass." "...Okay, so what kind of talent do you have?" (SHUT UP, I'M OUT OF JOKES.) 'kay...I'm done... whats that there son? a bass joke? lol No, it's a terrible attempt at a bass joke. haha it sounds like quiete a few ive heard. I thought you were about to head the guy getting asked for sexual favors route.
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 10:49 pm
I thought so, too.
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
AIDS.
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 11:26 pm
^nice
anyways,
Q: how did the woman get run over by the motorcycle?
A: better question, how did the motorcycle get into the kitchen?
Q: what does a little black kid get for his bday?
A: your bike
I have tons, but those are the dumbest I know.
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