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 Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 5:15 pm
Howard Finkel: "The following contest is a 3-way tables match! A participant is eliminated by getting thrown through a table (1-10 dice roll like a finisher). The last man standing who had not been put through a table will be the winner. Introducing first..."
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Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 7:40 pm
Hello, ladies! Val Venis stepped out from the back, looking around at the crowd, he then walked down the ramp, high fiving a couple of lucky fans, then sliding entering the ring by climbing in. He went on a turnbuckle and took off his towel, throwing it into the crowd, then jumping down and waited for his opponents.
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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:42 pm
WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT...
WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT...
DROP THE BOMB SHELL!
:: Brother Ray walked through the curtains, only to be greeted by boo's ::
:: He shook his head and continued his way down the aisle. ::
From Dudleyville, weighing in at 310 lbs, Brother Ray!
:: Ray then Climbs in ring, takes off beanie, than his flannel shirt. ::
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 9:22 am
scream KENNEDY scream
I turn up the trouble til it gets real loud
I feel so much better that way
I'm gonna mess with your mind cause I know that I can
See how much I can mess with today, yeah
I'm gonna rock, gonna roll, gonna go toe-to-toe
Drop like it's hot, I'm out of control, yeah
Step a little closer, close to my fire
Trouble's my drug, takes me higher and higher
Turn up the music, light up the crowd
Turn up the gas, cause it can't be too loud
You know it's religion and I'll show you the way
Drop to your knees and jump when I say
What were you thinking, taking me on?
Better men have fallen before
History teaches and I wrote the book
About how to show your ego the door, yeah
Kennedy made his way down to the ring pushing a wheelchair, smirking, and stepped into the ring where the lights dimmed and his mic came down.
"Now that I have your attention, I'd like to remind you all that this match is scheduled for one fall and is a 3 WAY TABLES MATCH. That means that in order to win I must put a wannabe Ron Jeremy, and one of the lesser moons of jupiter through a table. Which, shouldn't be hard considering because whenever Valbowski shoots a scene on a table, as soon as his gorilla man here gets on top, the table breaks anyways. I weigh in tonight at TWO HUNDRED AND FORTY SIX POUNDS. I HAIL FROM GREEN BAY WISCONSIN...
MISTERRRRRRRRR KENNEDY"
Kennedy climbed to the second rope and held out his arms gracefully.
"KENNEDY"
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Mr.KenKennedy Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:46 pm
Val ran at Kennedy, going for a fore arm to the back.
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:21 pm
Kennedy was knocked off the turnbuckle and hit the mat outside the ring. gonk
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Mr.KenKennedy Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 2:44 pm
Val turned to Ray, going for a clotheline to him.
scream
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 5:41 pm
:: Goes for the Big boot when Val is running up the Ray. ::
mad
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 6:16 pm
Val was hit the the big boot, hitting the mat hard.
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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 8:48 am
" YOU SON OF A b***h!"
mad
:: GOES TO STOMP ON VAL'S HEAD. ::
scream
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Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 1:33 pm
Val was stomped holding his head in pain.
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Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 11:26 am
Kennedy slid back into the ring, noticing Val was down, and held out his hand to Ray for a handshake. surprised
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Mr.KenKennedy Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 10:43 am
:: GET TO CLOTHSLINE KENNEDY! ::
mad
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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 9:47 am
Kennedy was sent hard to the mat.
gonk
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Mr.KenKennedy Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 8:07 am
Val grabbed onto the ropes and pulled himself out.
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