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Have you ever went to a psychic?
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Da_Nuke
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 11:01 am


Chapter 4: Watanuki and Yuuko go with a rip-off "psychic" who starts telling him, supposedly, stuff she guessed with pure psychic powers. The following dialog ensues:

Psychic: Your dads are absent.
Watanuki: Yeah, they died when I was a child.
Psychic: You must have suffered in your childhood.
Watanuki: Yes.
Psychic: You like someone.
Watanuki: Yes, I like one girl.
Psychic: Be honest to her.
Watanuki: I'll try.
Psychic: And it seems like someone hates you.
Watanuki: Not exactly, but he [Doumeki] is very sarcastic to me.

Then, once they leave for a park, Yuuko tells him the truth.
  • Your dads are absent: well, yeah, they're currently not here.
  • You like someone: is there a male who doesn't likes someone?
  • Be honest to her: dur, you gotta be honest to her.
  • Someone hates you: everybody has at least one enemy.


So, people, you know the drill: if someone can guess your fortune this way, pay close attention, for they might be just a bunch of smooth-talking ripping-off assholes!
PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:59 pm


You should watch the South Park episode about cold reading.


Lol. xxxHOLiC heart heart heart heart heart

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kureno9394

PostPosted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 6:39 pm


Haha, somebody is happy about xxxHOLiC.

But wow, what a lame psychic person.
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