I not come work today.

Hung Chow calls in to work and says "hey, boss i not come work today, i really sick,i got head ache,stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work.
The boss replies Hung chow i really need you in today.When i feel like this i go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. Go try it and i hope it helps.

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again "Boss, I do what you say and i feel great. I be at work soon, also you have very nice house